I’ll take five of them!

One of the things you get used to in India is the number of street vendors that come up to you. Many of them tout drums – “Drums, you want drums?“, or little flying helicopters – “Helicopters, you want helicopters?“. A walking ear cleaner even tried to sell me their services and I very insistently (and politely) declined them.

The strangest thing I’ve seen so far are the world maps they try to sell you. They’re massive (the one’s big enough to cover a wall) and I always think, what on earth would I do with one of them, especially on the roadside of all places.

New Name in India

In understand if people in another country have difficulty understanding my accent. Strategies I’ve tried is to speak slower, to speaker clearer, or try to use similar sounding words. I tried booking a table at a popular place near work and repeated my name and number at least fifteen times. The people there handed me to about three different people and they at least finally took my number down.

The booking remained as my number here in Pune as 9923xxx. The number must have stuck because of the waiters cheerfully bade me farewell on my way out, “Thank you 9923.”

Malaka Spice

Located off the main road in Koregaon Road in Pune, this pan-asian restaurant serves a vast menu of pan-asian foods. With a small area for al fresco dining, Malaka Spice appears popular with locals and foreigners alike. Each table is lit with a clever floating candle in water device with enough light to add ambiance without hindering anyone’s ability to see. They serve a variety of alcohol and although I don’t remember any specific music here, had a low-key enough atmosphere to have a great conversation and still feel like you’re still around a lot of people.

One of its unique properties is the art work they advertise all around the place. The tables have mugs you can buy, the walls also hanging art for sale and I think they offer cartoon characterures on specific days as well. It’s not grossly in your face as many other places can be and before we even knew it, most of the table centric ones had disappeared (probably more so to stop them disappearing into any bags than anything else).

Service here is brisk and it’s pretty easy to flag down a waiter if there’s any need. The quality of the food is pretty decent although they managed to stuff up some of our orders with a couple of starters coming with the main dishes. On the other hand, they didn’t hesitate to keep asking us if we wanted to get a top of our of pitcher of beer.

We all had a pretty enjoyable night and I’d definitely come back here again. We had some great seafood dishes and there’s plenty more to try.

Details: Malaka Spice
Found at: Vrindavan Apartments, North Main Road, Koregaon Park, Pune – 411 001
Contactable on: 020 26136293
Highlights: Wide selection of pan asian dishes in a popular al fresco dining atmosphere with generally friendly service.
Room for improvement: Getting the food out on time would have been nice, without the need of being excessively pushy with drinks.
Cost: I can’t remember exactly how much we paid, but I think it was in the order of INR600-800 for starters, mains with rice/noodles, and beer.
The Kua Rating: 7.5 out of 10

Sigree’s

Sigree’s is another restaurant that offers pretty much the same dining experience as BBQ Nation. Pits of charcoal sit in the middle of the table whilst fresh kebabs are brought (both veg and non veg) to the table. A whole buffet (veg and non-veg) awaits the diner although I would say its spread is definitely not as generous as the the one we went to Bangalore (especially in the desserts).

On the plus side, we sat outside on a number of wooden tables that fit our big party on. The night was warm enough and the ambience just perfect to have a very enjoyable evening.

Sigree

If you’ve been to BBQ Nation, the dining concept is exactly the same although I think Sigree’s ended up a little bit more expensive (those Lychee martinis probably didn’t help!)

Details: Sigree
Found at: End of City Point (walk past Mainland China to the end) on Dhole Patil Road, Pune
Highlights: Great fresh coal-fired kebabs. Modern dining decor.
Room for improvement: Could offer more variety for veg and in their buffet.
The Kua Rating: 7 out of 10

Shisha Cafe

When you’ve been to Shisha’s four times in two weeks, you know the place has got to be pretty good. You can find this gem of a restaurant in the complex of ABC Farms located at one end of Koregaon Park. It’s the second restaurant on your left as you walk in, just past the Swiss Cheese Garden. The large number of couches littering the sides of the restaurant creates a comfortably intimate yet laid back atmosphere pleasing to all crowds. Soft jazz music continues to soften the atmosphere with some nights even hosting a live jazz band (adding INR50 as an entry charge).

Given such a great atmosphere, you’d think that the food and drink would be a secondary concern. Fortunately the food and drink on offer continues to add to its bonus points with a large variety of different foods. Being based on Iranian foods, they offer plenty of grilled kebab type dishes though they also offer plenty of Indian (biryanis, curries, naans, rotis, etc), at least four different types of salads and some continental foods as well. They also offer a number of desserts though I can’t really recommend many of them (we did try quite a few of them!).

Cafe Shishas

Given it’s name, you’d be pretty disappointed if you couldn’t actually smoke a Shisha and luckily for those who smoke, they don’t disappoint. I’m not sure how much each one of them cost, but they have the usual variety. Some of the people I ate with had ones including orange and mint.

Details: Shisha Cafe
Found at: A.B.C. Farms, Koregaon Park, Pune
Highlights: Chilled atmosphere with comfortable couches. It also offers different flavoured Shishas (also known as Hookahs). A decent menu includes some curries, some kebabs, salads, sandwiches and some continental foods. Other than the standard beer and spirits, this place also offers a number of relatively decent local wines. The downstairs area is much more suitable for large groups and has better lighting. They also offer Jazz on some nights.
Room for improvement: Upstairs is quite dark despite the candles at the tables.
Cost: Snacks start at around INR50 with mains ranging between INR125-INR250. Small bottles of beer cost INR70 while a bottle of wine will set you back INR800. If you’re drinking, budget at least INR600 if not more.
The Kua Rating: 8.5 out of 10

Cafe Toons

Found in the midst of MG Road opposite The Leather Lounge and in the basement of the Wonderland complex, Toons is a popular Pune joint for college students playing a wide variety of rock music. At least during the weekend (when we went) a cover charge of INR300 gives you credit you must spend before leaving. Fortunately their prices are reasonable with beer costing around INR80 and an average selection of foods including burgers and Chinese at very reasonable prices. Of course, I should tell you this is more of a bar with food rather than a restaurant with music.

Cafe Toons

Toons is decorated with a number of kitschy items ranging from large scale cartoon drawings that look like they came directly from a Mad magazine to a large Manchester United club flag though pretty relevant with football playing on a number of small TVs around the room. A DJ sits in a booth taking requests and plays a mix of old and very modern rock. The line of people waiting at its entrance indicates its a popular hangout. The crowd is noticeably large groups of guys, though the women to men ratio was much higher than a number of other bars I’d been to.

Be prepared for noise if you do go to Toons. The volume levels are pretty high requiring some pretty loud voices to talk to the people close to you. It’s also a place where group Karaoke is very popular with the DJ turning the volume down during the chorus of some songs and the entire bar sings, or more accurately shouts, the chorus. I remember a couple of songs from Green Day and Linkin Park where this occured.

Details: Cafe Toons (The Lager Café Down Under)
Found at: 26 Wonderland, 7, MG Road, Pune, India
Contactable on: Tel: 26136879/66011942
Highlights: A selection of rock songs from a wide variety of eras (there will be something you’ll probably not enjoy). It has a buzzing atmosphere from its popularity and is worth the experience.
Room for improvement: The place is pretty dark and the music tends to be quite loud, making it sometimes difficult to have a conversation with people across the table.
The Kua Rating: 7 out of 10

The German Bakery

If you ever find yourself in Pune, the German Bakery is one of those institutions you must visit. Its wide selection of cakes, breads, and breakfast goodies including omelettes, muesli, and fruit salads attracts a wide variety of people including tourists, locals, and the people from the Osho Ashram who deserve an entire post of their own. The bakery even offers many different products for home. We’ve been particularly partial to the delicious crunchy muesli. The Kaju Butter (Cashew Nut Butter) peaked my intrigue as well but I haven’t had a chance to try it yet.

Service in this eatery is particularly efficient – you order your food/drink/cake/products at one counter and they simply write prices down onto a bill that you use to pay at another counter. You find a place to sit and the people manage to find you with whatever you’ve ordered. We’ve eaten there at least three times now from brunch and they’ve managed to get all the food orders perfectly correct regardless of the groups that we’ve been in.

The German Bakery

Its popularity in Pune has additional benefits since all rickshaw drivers we’ve asked know where the German Bakery lies. The downside to its popularity with foreigners also means that you sometimes need to haggle with the drivers to get a more reasonable rate.

Details: The German Bakery
Found at: North Main Road, Koregaon Park, Pune 411001
Highlights: Fantastic selection of real hearty breads and cakes. Each of the omelette combinations come with the hearty breads that make a great break from your standard Indian loaves. Its relaxed atmosphere and communal table sharing also offers diners a unique experience. They also offer some very nice freshly squeezed juices.
Room for improvement: Its popularity means you can be a sucker for catching a rickshaw both to and from its location. It also means a lot of beggars wait around outside for its patrons to arrive or leave.
Cost: Around INR100 for an omelette, coffee and a pastry. Pastries/cakes start at around INR25 each.
The Kua Rating: 8 out of 10

Two months and a bit of pain

Have you ever had that pain from returning to the gym after having a big break from a regular workout? I’m feeling it right now.

It’s taken me a long time to get a proper gym workout. Indian bureaucracy meant I only received a membership pass for the gym in Bangalore just before I left for Pune (five weeks!). The “closest” gym in Pune wasn’t that close and very expensive for a month (no surprises there since it is a Gold’s Gym). I also would not have had any time during training to fit it in.

Today I’m very sore from yesterday’s workout, but at least it’s a healthy type of soreness that I’m sure I’ll experience again when I return to the UK.