So Vegas.
An AMAZING city.
There really is no way to fully describe Vegas. It has to be experienced.
Vegas is unlike any other place and I reckon, if you had time and money enough, you could easily spend a few weeks here without getting bored. Very easily. But then again I can be fully entertained by people-watching and with exploring what feels like hundreds of hotels (okay, maybe not that many.)
I think what I like about Vegas is that anything goes and if you wanna do it – you can find a way to do it! You can go and do your outdoor adventure stuff like sky diving, go kart racing, ATV driving etc., do you your by the 
pool side relaxation, go eat at some of the most fabulous restaurants, go watch a show every night for a month (both PG and of the adult only variety) and I’m sure you’d still have to skip some, explore every detail of every hotel, go shopping, go clubbing and partying, go do a day spa, shoot guns!, and of course … gamble your spending money away! I’m sure there are so many more things too and even simply walking up and down the Strip at night and during the day was absolutely fascinating!
We only had limited time in Vegas – 5 nights and 5 days in fact and though that sounds like quite a chunk of time it was only enough to put a dent into the inner workings of Vegas!
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Beginning April |
| Why Go? |
See Introduction! |
| Weather |
Hot and sunny during the day, Cool at night and Cool inside the Casinos!
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| Tips |
With a place like Vegas you definitely want to work out a rough idea of what you want to do especially if you want to see any particular show which may require booking way in advance of your arrival. For months I was  trying to get a booking to O but luckily we managed to get some pretty decent seats when we arrived in Vegas. This too will help you plan your nights if you plan to hit loads of the clubs. There is a lot on offer and it can be overwhelming in choice with both food and shows so you may also want to have an idea of where you’d want to eat. There are plenty of buffets but you want to save your money for the good stuff.
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A few of us have decided to go around to each of the hotel and collect the Player’s Card as a kind of momento of our visit. A lot of the hotels are, unfortunately or fortunately, linked to the one player card so we didn’t end up collecting as many as we thought. One of the benefits of signing up to the cards is that quite often you get some sort of benefit (other than collecting points) including such bonuses as $10 free play etc. Beginner’s luck meant Mei was able to convert one of these free plays to $50 to take home! Lucky girl. So, any time we went into a hotel often our first port of call was the Player’s Desk. |
The Experience
We stayed at Caesar’s Palace which had a great position in the middle of the Strip. Last time I came to Vegas I stayed at the Luxor and though it was a lovely hotel and not too badly located it was situated way at the bottom/start of the Strip so if we wanted to visit anything like Treasure Island or the Venetian which is nearer the top then it was a major hike!
Our room was nice and spacious with our bathroom containing separate bath tub and showers, two sinks and even a little monitor by one of the sinks in the bathroom so you could watch TV!
Our first night in Vegas was the night we drove back from the Grand Canyon and by the time we got settled in etc. it was fairly late (though very early probably from Vegas standards!) We decided to take it easy and take a stroll down the Strip, just in time to catch the Bellagio Fountain show, to find some dinner. Disappointingly, considering all the amazing food you could get in Vegas, we ended up at a food court where I had an average pizza.
Still, I could sense this might be the pattern of the holiday as I don’t think I was really with foodies who would appreciate some of the nicer food. I don’t want to sound like a snob but it would have been nice to try some of the offerings from the likes of Wolfgang Puck, Joel Robuchon, Emeril Lagasse, Thomas Keller (owner of French Laundry), Bradley Ogden, Charlie Palmer and Michael Mina whilst we were in Vegas. On the plus side eating was definitely cheaper than it otherwise would have been which meant more money to be lost on gambling! Ha!
After dinner and a stroll down the strip Jonny, Laney and I decided to hit the tables at Caesar’s. In all honesty I was looking for $5 table because although I’d come to Vegas ready to gamble knowing that we’d most likely hit at least 10 casinos the lower the stakes the longer I was going to be able to stay in the game. Optimists might instead have said that gamble more win more but I’m not stupid – the house ALWAYS wins! Heh heh. Anyway, we didn’t find any so I passed on gambling happy instead to watch Laney demonstrate her newly learned skills in craps. We clearly had a few more things to learn but the atmosphere was great!
The funniest thing about the tables was whether we were simply watching or playing without exception we were all constantly asked for ID. At first I was fairly flattered to think that I might even look under 21 but I found out later that they ask if you if they think you’re under 30! Additionally, being of Asian descent, I guess we always look younger than our age so they probably make it a practice to ask us anyway! LOL.
Day 1
Officially what I’m calling Day 1 in Vegas was started with a bang, literally, with a visit to the Gun Store. I’m afraid it’s a bit of a tourist trap which will suck your money very quickly from you but its fun for kicks. Laney and I opted for The Gun Store package which was $99.95 for 50 rounds on a H/K MP5 SMG, 10 rounds of a semi-automatic rifle and 5 rounds with a 12 guage Shotgun. It sounds like a lot of shots but especially with the SMG they go very quickly! The boys decided to choose their guns individually and Mei opted for the Ladies’ package (which was cheaper than ours with less guns and with a handgun.)
We were also convinced that we should opt for a private bay, at a premium of course. Between the five of us we also had a couple of instructors but I’m presuming that they would have them anyway with each gun to ensure that guns are not used incorrectly. Surprisingly the rounds went by really quickly – even five of us and about 12 guns to go through! The good thing about the range is that they are pretty casual with allowing cameras etc. inside the bays though we did feel a bit rushed.
After the Gun Store it was off to find the Las Vegas sign. No trip to Las Vegas is complete without a visit and photo with the sign. Clearly other tourists had the same idea with a giant queue forming in front of it. Most people were pretty good about only taking a few shots … except Laney and Mei! Ha ha! They must have got about 10 shots each. Cracks me up.
The we started what we thought would be a journey through all the hotel casinos all the way up the strip. The only problem is we kind of got settled at the Luxor for a few hours and didn’t end up leaving there until early evening! We had a really good blackjack table and though we ended up down (remember – the house always wins) we were very entertained by our dealers and got very cheap drinks (basically $1 a pop as all casinos give them free to players and the only money you hand over is a tip!) We had two dealers who swapped every 20 minutes or so – the first guy, Ralph, was this 70 year old Filipino lounge singer who was incredibly slow at dealing but serenaded us girls with love songs in between hands, the second guy, Bob, was this super quick dealer and, because he could see that we kind of knew what we were doing, just automatically played our hands for us! It was really good when we were on a winning streak but not so good when we were on a losing streak. Poor Mei was the only one of us not playing so hope she wasn’t too bored at the table with us.
After Luxor at about 7pm we were all still pretty full from our late breakfast/early lunch so we decided to head back up the strip towards Treasure Island to catch the Sirens of TI. Las Vegas is great like that with loads of free entertainment around the place. This show is a new one that replaced the previous Pirate Show. As can probably been deducted from the title it’s a lot saucier and sexy that’s for sure with loads of scantily clad women and men!
And back our hotel we discovered the Pussy Cat Dolls Lounge … shame they’ve stopped the show for the moment!
Day 2
One of the key techniques to saving time and/or money in Las Vegas to have one massive meal that’ll do you for the day. Day 2’s massive meal was at Hash House A Go Go – we only knew about it because Mei, Jonny and Kwok saw an advert for it on TV and were impressed by the portion sizes. Heh heh. Hash House A Go Go’s tag line is: Twisted Farm Food and twisted it is with offerings such as Sage Fried Chicken stacked with bacon waffle, hot maple caramel reduction and crowned with fried leeks (my brunch), Roasted Chicken Pot Pie upside down crust stuffed with house roasted chicken, red potatoes, veggies, and pan gravy served with mashed potatoes (Mei’s brunch) – this may sound ordinary but the upside down pie crust was like a giant sombrero and even this bacon drink thing – gross concept but I’m sure someone must order it if its on the menu!
We literally staggered out of there with none of us finishing our meals. Most people, upon observing the dining room, were lucky to get through even 30% of their meal! By the way don’t mistake giant portions and this casual atmosphere for non-quality food because it is surprisingly very well presented and good quality nosh.
Having such full bellies we decided it would be a good idea to walk off the calories we’d just consumed so we decided to explore the top half of the strip which included visits to the Venetian, Wynn, Encore, Riviera (I was hoping that rubbing the bottoms of the bronzed ladies up there would give us some luck)
and Circus Circus. It never ceases to amaze me the characters that you encounter on the strip. There was this one girl, from Israel, who was manning the temporary tattoo stand. Unfortunately no one could be convinced to get one (and I didn’t bother since I’ve got a realy one) but that didn’t stop the girl trying to convince me to get a tattoo on my boobie! She was really really funny and actually quite sweet. It was hilarious how she was fixated on my boobies though!
Wynn and Encore are two of the new hotels on the strip. Very beautiful and grand these are amazingly opulent. There was a quiet sense of peace when we visited these hotels seeing as there was a lot less people around as they are fairly away from the main hubbub of the Strip. Lots of photo-taking opportunities however with the Mountain Waterfall and the man made lake at Wynn, the butterflies adorning the roof near the theatre and the green oasis inside.
Circus Circus was in direct contrast to the richness offered by Wynn and Encore. Decidedly “cheaper” than the 
other hotels its one of the more family friendly hotels and includes regular live performances of circus performers.
By the time we were done with Circus Circus it was reaching about just before dinner time so we decided it 
would be a good time to head up to the Fremont Street Experience. However we made a brief pitstop (a couple of hours!) at the Premium Outlets which were also in that direction and the Golden Nugget (hotel). The Golden Nugget is known for being the home to the world’s largest gold nugget on display, the Hand of Faith, hence the name I guess. It was pretty gigantic and weighs the same as two-three one year old babies! (27.21 kilograms). The other reason I wanted to visit the Golden Nugget was for the shark aquarium which is surrounded by a swimming pool also has a slide through the shark tank! It would have been cool to hang out there but at $20 for non-hotel guests it wasn’t really economical for us.
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Finally we made it to Fremont Street and the light show, the Fremont Street Experience where it turned out we spent the entire night! The light shows started at 8pm and were broadcast every hour – each light show was unique from the last and in between enjoying the free live concerts and waiting for each broadcast we ended up at Fremont Street until past midnight.
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But the real show was waiting for us when we got back to our hotel. We were heading for bed when I noticed at the craps table that one side had been reserved. This peaked my curiosity – and it turned out it had been reserved for this high roller. Now watching how high rollers play is entertaining enough but this guy, a Spanish dude, also had with him an escort. And she was absolutely stunning and gorgeous and he was, shall we say, not attractive at all. Unless you go for the older, fatter, out of control drunk this guy clearly was becoming. Laney, Jonny and I couldn’t help but hang around for a few more hours just to watch this man and the girl and it was only once my back started to ache with pain that I could even think about leaving. It was very interesting to watch. Everytime he won a roll he would try to kiss her but she’d subtly duck so that his kisses landed on her check or forehead. I think she was a little embarrassed about the whole thing but as it was her job she couldn’t act offended. Laney also met this guy at the craps table – who also happened to be a high roller – and he wouldn’t let her leave with us because he claimed she was his good luck charm. Laney told me that later on the Spanish dude, who’d already been dropping about $2-3k a roll, started to lose big time (when we were there he must have called on two $10k markers at least), and apparently he went totally crazy and asked for all the staff at the table to be changed and even the pit boss. It was all rather fascinating.
Day 3
Day 3 was both a quiet day and a long hard day. We started with a visit to MGM Grand for brunch and to watch one of the free pre-screenings of a TV show at CBS Television City. It was cool as we got to watch and rate the show but unfortunately we were so exhausted we all practically nearly fell asleep! Still, it was something different for everyone. At MGM Grand they were also showcasing the new Sony 3D television. I can’t really see it being a big until they find a way to remove the need for 3D glasses … and actually watching the TV I was getting a bit dizzy from it. But not sure if that was because we were so close!
It didn’t seem like much time had passed before we three girls, Laney, Mei and I, were heading back to the hotel to get ready for out night out – first stop, Chippendales, second stop Voodoo Lounge!
Chippendales are hosted at the Rio which also has a free show which rocks every hour until midnight on most days. This show, Masquerade Show in the Sky, is very cool and involves dancers gyrating in various carriages in the sky. They also through out mardi gras type beads which apparently was hot commodity with the way people were desperately snatching them out of the sky and out of people’s hands! The best thing about the show was that there was this one guy that apparently liked me as he made an effort to spot me and wave at me! Even when his carriage rotated he ran around or when the show was finished he jumped off and was waving at me.
Shame I couldn’t go find him and instead had to head into Chippendales …
To be honest the Chippendales were more for Mei’s benefit, Laney and I thought it would be a nice birthday present for her – heh heh, but it was fun to see them. They were surprisingly modest – I was expecting a lot more skin! They did however come out into the crowd and hug people which was pretty cool. The best part was that after the show you all go into the Flirt Lounge and they all come out one by one so you can take photos with them. Shame they were dressed though …
Conveniently with the Chippendale tickets we also had free access to the club at the top of the Rio – the Voodoo Lounge. Now on the night we went I must say there wasn’t must talent out on the dance floor but we didn’t really care because the location of the club was just unrivaled. On the rooftop we had amazing views back to the strip and we were luck enough to get a position right near the railings so we could lap it up. At one stage these ‘ho’s (they weren’t really but I choose to call them that as they were nasty) actually physically muscled in on our territory. Laney said one girl even farted on her. Classy! Anyway, we outlasted them eventually. Biatches!
In our position we were also right next to the DJ who actually told us we were inspiring her and gave us free drinks! I think we were the only ones dancing. I must say she mixed a mean set of decks but not a lot of people were actually grooving! Ah well. We appreciated the free drinks! The Voodoo Lounge is supposed to also have flaming bar tenders – so I thought we would see the bar tenders mix drink with flair and fire. Sadly we didn’t really see this – guess they were too busy!
It was a great night out finished with a ride in a limo back to our hotel! Nice! This was thanks to Kenny, the high roller that chatted Laney up at the tables the night before. Though most of us made sounds of protest about getting into the limo, except Kwok who for some strange reason was into the limo like a shot!, we were I think internally grateful for the ride home!
Day 4
Friday was kind of a chilled day as it was everyone’s last day, except Laney and I as though we were flying out the next day it wasn’t until nearly midnight that we were flying out wheras Mei and Kwok were flying out at the crack of dawn and Jonny just before lunch.
Strangely this was the first time we’d really explored our own hotel! We hadn’t even gone to see Caeasar’s Forum, basically a load of shops and their legendary sky roof and cool aquarium, nor our own pools. The pools were gorgeous and I wish we’d had more time to just laze around the pool. Ah well, next time!
Taking advantage of the Victoria’s Secret we girls also went and got fitted for some bras. Man – they were full on in there. First we had some lady measure us in the store, who then passed us to a lady in the dressing room who also then measured us, gave us a box of bras in our size and then when we’d selected a few to buy, passed us on to another lady who directed us to where the stock was before passing us on to another lady who actually got the bra we wanted in our size. It was hilarious. The funniest thing was that the ladies kept trying to give me push-up bras and I was thinking – I’m already pretty big and I don’t need to be p*rn star big! *giggle*
To get in our day’s gambling we then headed up to the Mirage. They must use the older near retiring people for the $5 tables because once again we got this guy who was practically 70 dealing for us! I didn’t mind though as he was very lovely and clearly knew everyone around him. Apparently he’d been working there since the hotel opened in 1989. Cool huh? I was happy anyway as he was a good luck charm for me – first time I walked away from a table in Las Vegas this trip being a little bit up! The surprise of the day was when this guy who had a mega crush on Mei (we met him at Voodoo Lounge) managed to track us down and find us at our table! Though he brought his crew with him he ended up hanging with us the rest of the day. Bless.
This was one of the days we actually did dinner – and it just had to be at the Cheesecake Factory. Everyone was mega full from the dinner part of dinner but Mei and I just had to go for dessert and get a cheesecake – why else would we have come to the Factory! I should have just had the cheesecake for dinner because it was MASSIVE. I got a red velvet one and though it was delicious it was the bigger than my rubik’s cube. Actually even the whipped cream that came with it was as big as my cube. Fair to say I didn’t finish it. 🙁
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And finally, on our last night in Vegas, what I’ve been waiting for since I couldn’t see the show when I last visited Vegas, was O. We spent ages trying to get tickets for the show and it was so totally worth it. Even if we could barely keep our eyes open during the show. Damn – we must have been exhausted because the show is simply stunning and fabulous. Its hard to even describe but most definitely the star of the show just had to be the stage. How they turned water into wood into water at the drop of a hat I’ll never guess. A marvelous piece of engineering – this was one technical show. Just imagine one wrong button pressed or a lever pulled at the wrong moment could mean a performer was paralysed or killed. Oh sure the acrobats etc. were also brilliant and they were amazing divers not even barely making a splash, they all as a cast had incredible timing and I think overall were a very strong cast. No one act really stood out though I was impressed with the girl who balanced on her head on a swinging trapeze. How she didn’t fall off I don’t know. The ship act in the air was cool also.
O is simply unxmissable. Sell a kidney to see this show.
Day 5
Saturday was a day of goodbyes. Goodbye first of all before dawn to Kwok and Mei. Goodbye to Jonny after lunch in the food court. Goodbye to Kenny, though that was more accidental then anything. And finally goodbye to Vegas.
I was very sad to be leaving Vegas but Laney and I didn’t waste the remaining time we had left in Vegas. After visiting Victoria’s Secret again to top up our underwear stock we went over to Aria, another new hotel on the Strip, for a lovely massage and use of the facilities. It was divine and though the massage wasn’t particularly hard or taxing I was so totally relaxed after it I’m surprised I could still walk around. Mmmm ….
With a few hours to kill we spent some time at the Pleasure Pit in Planet Hollywood. Actually, I think we were mainly checking out the action at the tables (the dealers are supposed to be sexy scantily clad ladies …) or hanging around pokie machines waiting for the free drinks as the stakes for the tables were higher than we wanted. Lushes!
And the moment or two moments that will stay with me for quite some time now. Because we’d left luggage behind at Caesar’s Palace somehow we were able to skip to the front of the queue with our luggage to get to the airport. This was a great thing as the queue was mega long. A New Zealand couple came up to us and wanted to share a cab and it wasn’t going to harm us so I agreed. Turns out they’d only come for the night to see Cher! Wow. Admittedly they’d planned a US tour around the visit but still. But the moment which will remain with me was the taxi rider saying that he was very hard for me. What the! I didn’t even think he could see me as I was at the back of the cab and away from his mirror. Once he’d broken the ice with that comment he kept turning around to look at me. Then he kept asking if my boobies were real. To say that the entire cab was cracked up by this was an understatement. He made a lot of very inappropriate comments. Probably some girls would be offended but it just made me laugh so much. Laney, who was at the front, tried to pimp me to get the cab ride free but clearly my boobies wasn’t good enough for this as we still had to pay the fare! LOL.
Last Words
Basically, you either hate Vegas or love it. I’m definitely well into the Love It category and I can’t wait to come back and do more!
