New York City 2008

As Gerrard Kenny once sang “New York, New York (So Good They Named It Twice.) And he was right. It is so good. Every visit to New York seems to always bring something new, as well visits to the old, and with the whole family (Dad, Mum, Stephen and Pat) in New York my 2008 visit was an extra special visit.

Reflecting back on the last five days or so it seems that I’ve spent most of this visit eating or shopping. Not a bad thing in most people’s books! Also, for the first time, and I’m not sure why I’ve never done this before, I experienced a bit of what the New York nightlife could be like when I caught up with Mark on a Saturday night. Maybe I’ve never really done it before because in my previous visits the days are usually filled with doing all the touristy things morning ’til night and with all the pavement pounding during normal waking hours the last thing I could imagine was partying like I was 18 again! Heh heh.

Day 1 was relatively relaxed as our flight into New York had been delayed and instead of coming into New York at 5pm the day before we got there at midnight instead, and with all of us not getting much sleep on the flights we’d all basically been up for about 36 hours straight so a sleep in was the first order of the day. Dad, Stephen and I somehow made it in to Manhattan for lunch time but in the time it took me to go downtown with the boys it was already time for me to turn around and head back up town to meet Mirela’s Dad! It was pretty trippy to meet up with him in Manhattan of all places. After grabbing lunch I headed back down town to meet Dad and Stephen in Century 21 for a few hours of serious shopping. I’ve mentioned Century 21 in my New York blog entries before – it’s a department store which is famous for discounted designer stuffs but you’ve got to work for it and dig around if you want anything decent. I was absolutely worn out by the time we headed back home.

Day 2 was a bit of a tourist day with Dad and Stephen. After spending what felt like the morning in Hershey’s and M&M World in Times Square we headed to Rub (standing for Righteous Urban Barbeque) BBQ for lunch. It would have been really good if we’d been able to get the selections that we wanted. Unfortunately the storm the night before had caused their fridges to malfunction and they lost a lot of their meat. 🙁 Still, we made the most of what we got and weren’t we stuffed after we’d finished. What better way to work off a huge lunch than a work out at Chelsea Piers. One of the things I love about America is their love for baseball because this translates in to the very cool batting cages. At Chelsea Piers there are a few enclosures with three different speeds – 30-40mph, 50-60mph and 65-75mph. You’d think that the slow cage would be relatively easy. Instead it proved difficult mainly because the ball came almost too slowly and the anticipation often had you swinging too early. In the video below it doesn’t even look like I’m making an effort! Moving from this to the medium was almost a bit of a shock with the 50-60mph being significantly faster but by the time we got to the 65-75mph the batting was almost second nature. We then wiled away the rest of the afternoon, witnesses a beautiful sunset, on the three-tiered golf driving range overlooking the Hudson River.

Day 3 was a bit of a lazy day with a family (and by family I mean my grandma, two of my aunts and their families and Dad, Mum, Stephen and Pat) yum-cha in one of the largest Chinese restaurants I’ve ever been to. It was absolutely massive! Not the greatest yum-cha I’ve ever had but worth it for the spectacle on its own. After dinner (for which Kathleen cooked up a mean lasagne), with another of my aunts coming down to Manhattan to see us, Kathleen (my cousin) and I headed in for a night out in Manhattan. The main reason was for me to catch up with Mark (who was over here in New Jersey for work.) Another trippy catch up! We met up with Mark at The Ginger Man known for its large number of taps (66!) and wide variety of bottled beers (120!) Trust me to find an English place to meet up in! Ha ha. Well, being in a venue know for its beer I could hardly not try one so I finished my first ever (half) pint of beer ever! I can’t say it was fabulous but not too bad for something that makes me gag just when I get a wiff of it!

Kathleen had a friend we were also going to meet up with (a DJ she met when he DJ’s our cousin’s sweet 16 do) so at just after midnight we headed down to somewhere in Chelsea to another bar. I don’t even know where we ended up but I was glad that we got somewhere to sit. I had a very fun night and even though rolling in at 4am wasn’t going to help us with our early wake up the next day I didn’t regret a minute of it.

Day 4 saw us up bright and early ready to tackle a day at Woodbury Common. Kathleen was gracious enough to give up one of her weekend days, and only on a few hours sleep, to chauffeur us the more than hour drive to the Outlet. I’m not the biggest shopper in the world but I’ve never had so much fun shopping in my life – the time simply flew by. It really helped that Kathleen was there to encourage me. 🙂 The biggest challenge was fitting four people’s shopping into the Mini!

Day 5, my last full day in New York, was a day of eating – beginning to end. After an aborted attempt to go to Central Park for the ice skating we started with lunch at BRGR which is a burger joint specialising in serving organic meats and awesome thickshakes. The black&white shake and blueberry-pomegranate shakes were oh so yummy and really thick enough that I didn’t need the burger to go with my shakes! After lunch I was hoping to make it a trifecta of dessert places starting at Room 4 Dessert followed by Rice to Riches and the Chinatown Ice Cream Factory. Unfortunately Room 4 Dessert had shut down so it was only a quinella of dessert places (unless you count visiting the Egg Custard King Café as a third?):
– Rice to Riches. I love rice pudding and Rice to Riches is a concept right up my alley delivering rice pudding in all sorts of flavours with names such as Coast to Coast Cheesecake, Forbidden Apple, Hazelnut Chocolate Bear Hug, Fluent in French Toast and Peanut Butter Pick-A-Peck. Unfortunately I was stuffed so couldn’t get a rice pudding for myself and instead settled for taste-testing several flavours and picking at Stephen and Pat’s selections. All rice puddings had surprisingly good strong flavours. What I really liked about the store were the sayings up on the walls including: “Eat all you want, you’re already fat”, ” The calories you consume here are yours to keep” and “Limit 500 rice puddings per customer.” The only drawback – the puddings are very expensive. I guess you pay a premium for the ultra modern décor and the cool containers and cutlery.
– Chinatown Ice Cream Factory. The catchphrase for this place is Ice cream with a Chinese twist. I love an ice cream store where the Regular flavours are such flavours as Almond Cookie, Black Sesame, Chocolate Pandan, Durian, Lychee, and Taro and the “Exotic” flavours include Chocolate, Rocky Road, Rum Raisin, Strawberry and Vanilla. It has become so popular that they even published their own book: Saturdays in Chinatown, the author of which, Christina Seid, happened to be working when we visited and took our photo!

You’d think that after all that eating during the day we’d be hard pressed to fit anything else into our stomachs. Wrong! We finished the day (and by that I mean literally we finished eating at midnight) with a visit to Nobu, the world famous Japanese restaurant of Chef Nobu Matsuhisa partnered with Robert De Niro amongst others. Review to come separately!

My final day in New York was a sad one. Not only would I be saying goodbye to what is virtually my third home but I was also saying goodbye to my parents and Stephen. We finished our time together with one of the biggest meals ever – at a Korean BBQ in Flushing. We innocently ordered all this food only for all these free extras to turn up. I swear our whole table was filled with free sides, dishes and drinks and there was no room for the food we’d actually ordered! Apparently competition is so tough in Flushing that these are the kinds of measures the restaurants resort to in order to attract customers!

Arrivederci Australia

Well, its goodbye again to Australia. Sadly my time here in Oz has come to an end. This time I’m taking my parents and Stephen part-way around the world to New York so we can at least save our farewells and tears until then. Hopefully the impending strikes by the engineers at Qantas will not have too much impact on our journey tomorrow.

Home for Christmas

I’m so excited! I’m going home for Christmas for the first time in four years (I get home at just about 8pm Christmas Eve) and I can’t wait. It almost makes the 24 journey home bearable! 🙂

Actually I’m looking forward to sampling the service of Singapore Airlines again. I still maintain that they are the one of the top, if not the top, airlines in the world. Service is top notch, the food is fantastic and generally their entertainment system is second to none.

Happy Holidays everyone!

Athens, Greece

Acropolis of AthensMy recent trip to Athens is unlike any of my trips to European cities so far because this time around I have some local hosts, Mirela and her family. As such I wasn’t expecting, and I didn’t get, the typical tourist visit which made for a View down Athen's Coastline from Poseidon Hotelnice change .

The usual photos, photos, photos.

Athens is Greece’s capital city and is one of the world’s oldest cities. I didn’t want to go to Athens with any sort of preconception On a tramso I tried not to read up about it too much. What I didn’t realise about Athens, however, was that in addition to being a coastal city (and therefore with a wide stretch of beach) it is also surrounded by many mountains including several ski centres which are only a couple of hours drive away. One of these is the region of Parnassos, more particularly, Mirela and her parentsthe village of Arachova where Mirela and her Dad took me for a little day/overnight trip.

Mirela and her family (including her very cute and sweet grandma) were great hosts and their kindness was most appreciated when I was halfway through my few day visit and I came down with some sort of virus which, to put it nicely, upset my stomach Miliand other unmentionable parts of the body. Because of their care this took only a day out of my limited time in Athens. Oh of course I should mention Mili (Mirela’s dog) who also made sure to stay nearby when I wasn’t feeling well.

This is how they entertained me for the rest of the time:

On the day I arrived we started off by taking a tram into Plateía Síndagmatos (Syntagma or Constitution Square) which is the centre of the city though we got off before reaching the centre as instead we took a stroll around the base of the Akrópoli (Acropolis.) Lit up at night the Acropolis was truly beautiful but next time it will be nice to visit in the day to be able to truly appreciate its history. We also saw Athen’s version of the Portobello Market – Monastiraki Flea Market – which unfortunately was closing down so I didn’t get to experience just how busy it apparently gets.

Ermou Street is kind of like Oxford Street of Athens – long, lots of stores, in the heart of town, and busy. We stopped off to try some local coconut and chestnuts and miniature horses. Unfortunately I wasn’t allowed to take any of them home as pet.

Photos of Syntagma and the Christmas Treet and decorations:

Its interesting to compare the “after hours” culture of the Greeks and the British. In England this time is normally spent in a pub whereas in Greece, or Athens at least, its all about the cafe. However, these cafes are not ordinary cafes and are actually cafe/bars. Very funky bars. Mirela took me to Balux Cafe right on the coast of Athens and only about 5-10 minutes drive from her home. I think it has been recently renovated and is absolutely massive consisting of lots of different lounge areas, a bar, a restaurant, a play station section, pool tables, bean bags, and pool tables. I guess locals come here to drink, smoke and just generally chit chat.

For the other couple of days in Athens we drove up to their winter season village – Arcahova in Parnassos. A couple of hours drive away up in the mountains I was extremely excited to see a lot of snow! It was so white and pristine and so thick on the ground. Mirela started a snow ball fight before I’d even gotten fully out of the car. I was hoping we were going to be able to build the biggest snow man ever but unfortunately I fell victim to that virus and couldn’t muster the energy. Still, whilst I was 100%, I could still appreciate how amazing it was to be up in the mountains and in the middle of the snow. Mirela’s family’s home in the mountain was very comfortable and cosy. Love their fireplace which we used to cook some sausages for a midnight snack.

The really gorgeous pics of the snow and mountains and sunset …

I had a fantastic time in Athens and I really have to thank Mirela and her family for giving up their time to show me around and look after me. Also I have to thank Mirela’s grandmother for all her cooking and caring.

1900 Dirham Drama

This is only worth mentioning because … well it was such a drama and it took seven (that’s right seven) employees to get us our refund! But to start from the beginning.

We had booked a package at our hotel in Marrakech for a treatment which included a hamman and massage. We paid on the day we booked it but when we turned up for our treatment two days later they couldn’t find our booking. When they couldn’t even provide us an alternative we could only do one thing – get a refund. Generally you would think this was straight forward but the “receipt” that we had been given wasn’t an official receipt, there was no record of us having paid and the person who had taken our deposit and supposedly made our booking (we later found out she was the manager) wasn’t on shift and apparently wasn’t contactable.

What followed was about two hours of us repeating the same story to heaps of different people, Akhlaq having to sign two declarations and finally, after a seven-person-huddle, we got our refund. This brief entry does not in any way capture just how bad the experience was!

The funniest thing was that they kept telling us that the next time we came the manager would not be around – as if firing her would make it better! The only thing was that we weren’t even accusing her of stealing the money.

Ah well, I hope it all resolved itself in our absence.

Marrakech, Morocco – A Tale of Two Holidays

I’m sure that when you read about Marrakech or Morroco the words used most often include: intoxicating, exotic, astonishing, magical, mesmerising, and spectacular and every word is true. We were here four nights and I feel we only touched the surface of what Morocco had to offer.

Marrakech, Morocco, located in North Africa is an intriguing mix of cultures with Arabic, African, Berber and Mediterranean influences evident throughout the city. Although French is the main language spoken it doesn’t hurt to know a bit of Arabic if you really want to get a feel for the city. Luckily for us English is also fairly wide-spoken though, as we often found, what you think you said and what is actually understood doesn’t necessarily always match.

Photos, Photos, Photos.

When? Mid November 2007
Why Go? The heady mix of cultures, the chance to practice your bargaining skills, the beautiful women, the glorious sunsets, the gorgeous weather, and last but definitely not least the hammans and spas (divine!).
Weather Couldn’t ask for better. Though temps ranged between about 15-30 degrees in any one day it was warm when it counted most – when we were poolside!
Hint – Know in advance what you should expect to pay for taxis to and from the airport (we paid about £10/160 Dh from the airport to Guilez – probably still a rip-off!) and getting about town (from £1.20-£3.00/20-50 Dh for petit taxis.) And make sure you agree your taxi fare before you start your journey.
– Try to always have a few smaller denomination dirhams on hand for tips and paying taxi fares. In all likelihood if you hand over a large note the taxi driver or other will just think you’re being generous with the tip.
– Be thick-skinned! When walking about you will be hassled – whether for a taxi ride or in the Square to get you to buy/donate/eat/drink etc. Generally, approaches will be very polite (always prefaced by Excuse Me, or Sir, or Ma’am, or some sort of greeting that will encourage you to engage in conversation) so it is much easier to ignore them and keep on walking if you’re not interested in what they’re offering than to politely respond with your refusal – otherwise you will be there all day.
– When bargaining start at least at the third of the offered price and if its not going where you like it – walk away. Its amazing how quickly the vendor will agree to something close to your price as soon as you start the walk!
– Finally. Relax! It is a culture very far removed from Western understanding, despite the European influences, and its easy to let the hustle and bustle get under your skin. The best thing to do is accept the culture for what it is an enjoy!
Regrets Not having more time to take a trip to experience the Outdoor Morocco with the amazing landscapes of mountain and desert.

The Experience

The greatest thing about this Marrakech trip was the sense of balance I had between the part of me that wanted to rush around and see all the sights and the part of me that just simply wanted to relax. That is not to say that in the past my trips are not about relaxing but this trip in particular had more focus. We chose Marrakech because not only does it offer world class spa facilities at reasonable (if not particularly cheap) prices but it also offers a city which is rich in culture and is so far removed from our everyday life that it could only promise to be interesting. As a result I’ve titled this entry “A Tale of Two Holidays” because really I felt like I experienced two different sides of Marrakech on this trip:
– The Tourist and Traditional Side
– The Luxurious and Indulgent Side

Even though we were in Marrakech for only a few days our days sort of took on a routine. We’d have a leisurely wake up, explore the city about, come back to the hotel for a bit of r&r by the pool, have some lunch, head back out in the afternoon for more exploring or a visit to a spa, head into the Djemâa el Fna Square for dinner, and then head back to our hotel for some mint tea before bed. It was all quite lovely and I think I even managed to work up a bit of a tan. Glad I brought my sunscreen!

The Tourist and Traditional Side

A true holiday to Marrakech is about the experience – the colours, the smells, the sounds. Although it has its sights to visit just like any other city I felt that it was less about the sights and more about the people and the feeling you got when exploring the city. It was almost like stepping back in time. So much so that trying to get anywhere in a hurry will result in your frustration more than anything. It’s the kind of city where the charm is more in what you don’t know is there and stumble upon than what you actually seek if that makes any sense at all. Here are some of the highlights of the sights:

  • At the top of the list must surely come the Djemâa el Fna Square – the heart of Marrakech. Day or night you will not fail to find something to entertain you here. We didn’t see it all, because more often than not we found ourselves lost in the maze that is the Marrakech street system, but The Square is where you’ll find such things as the souks, mosques, terraced cafés, musicians, acrobats, snake charmers, henna women, and fortune-tellers. At all times you can get fresh orange juice or dried fruit. At night the Square transforms into line after line of hot food stalls where offerings include snails, cow heads and the more traditional meat kebabs and tagines. Its not only the tourists who flock to the Square and nowhere is it more fun to observe the locals at play. If it all gets a bit much the rooftop cafes around the Square offer a magical seat to watch it all going down.
  • Menara Gardens. The best time to visit the Gardens is towards late afternoon near sunset when all the locals come out to enjoy the beauty of the lagoon and the surrounds. Even at this time of year when the luscious gardens are less green (okay let’s face it – it was practically a desert although when going for a wander through the gardens we did see green, pink and black olives adorning the trees), the lagoon offers the perfect sunset vista. On a clear day, which it was for us, you can see out to the Atlas Mountains.
  • El Badi Palace. The palace is now mostly in ruins and surrounded by nesting storks. That is not to say that the Palace is not beautiful. With the four sunken gardens in the centre of the palace surrounding a giant pool all of which is surrounded by beautiful sandstone walls you can imagine just how beautiful and opulent the palace used to be.
  • Ali ben Youssef Medersa. An amazingly well-preserved 16th-century Koranic school this is North Africa’s largest. The intricate detail in the carvings in this school is very cool. The rooms, though numerous, were a lot smaller and darker than expected. This is well worth a visit.
  • Musée de Marrakesh. There is nothing too exciting about this museum except for the gigantic chandelier type lamp in the central atrium. The fact that Akhlaq didn’t even see it until I pointed out was what was most amusing – considering it takes up a fair chunk of the room! There are revolving exhibitions in here but we had no idea what they were about as there weren’t any English translations.

Food was an interesting challenge. On our first night we thought we’d try the food stalls in the Square. Although I was a bit wary of getting food poisoning I was hoping the grilling would take away most of the risk. In fact the guide books suggest that you are more likely to get food poisoning from the plates themselves than the food because the plates are often washed with water only and water that has no doubt been recycled a number of times to wash other plates! The food was actually a lot tastier than I thought it was going to be and whilst its definitely a buzz being in the middle of it all a once off experience was enough for me.

On another night we decided to try our hotel’s Marrakesh restaurant with the promise of belly dancing. The following is some footage of the girl who danced for us – it was a bit embarrassing as she came up to every single table and danced in front of you. Talk about not knowing where to look:

I’ve talked before about how Moroccon food does not seem all that exciting to me so I was hoping that eating it from the source, that is Marrakech, I would feel a little differently. Well, the pigeon pastry I had as my starter was definitely something a little different. Strangely sweet it wasn’t too bad, except for the fact that it seemed the whole pigeon, that is bones included, was inside my pastry! My fish tagine was also fairly tasty although after eating my starter, most of Akhlaq’s starter, and some of his main I could barely touch it. 🙂

The Luxurious and Indulgent Side

Aside from the fact we lazed about under the sun a lot, we also made sure to fit in some visits to the local spas. Our biggest mistake was in not booking the visits before we left for Marrakech. Although we were able to get three treatments it would have been a lot easier to have everything pre-booked. Then again, the benefit of booking in Marrakech was that we got to see what some of the venues were like. Initially we were going to have treatments at three different hotels, including at our own hotel the Kenzi Farah, but because of the 1900 Dirham Drama we ended up going to one hotel twice.

Let me first of all say that I’ve never had any of these sorts of treatments before whether it’s a body scrub or a massage so I wasn’t really sure what to expect. I can also say that I’m very glad I bought a bikini at the airport before I turned up in Marrakech. This, at least, allowed me a measure of modesty though I realised quickly that there was no point half the time in wearing my bikini top because, aside from the fact you walk from the change room to wherever you need to go in a giant bathrobe, as soon as you get into the room you’re told to take your top off anyway. At least I got to keep my bottoms on, sort of!

Here are the treatments we had:

Hotel Price Treatment Comment
The Hivernage Hotel & Spa 1900 Dh Pacha body scrub with orange blossom water, Oriental Hand and Foot Treatments, Pacha Massage (4-hands) with Face and Scalp Massage So, the first part of the treatment involved a body scrub which was basically what you’d experience in a hammam. It included gommage: a very vigorous scrub down with a rough glove and then you were rinsed off with orange blossom water. The scrub, though not as hard as I was expecting, was, how shall I put it, very very thorough. Not one bit of my skin was left untouched. Next came the massage. Okay, now you know I’ve never had any sort of massage whatsoever but when your very first massage is a 4-handed one, oh my. It felt sooooo good. I can’t begin to explain how good it felt. I’ve since realised that the benefit of the 4-handed massage is the fact that you always feel balanced. No one side is favoured. And they do a very good job on your whole body, head to toe, front and back. Verrrrrry nice. After the face and scalp massage they left your hands and feet in a soothing and cool hand and food treatment.
Final Thought? Divine.
Sofitel 2400 Dh Freedom Massage and Bath with Essential Oils At 2400 Dh the experience at the Sofitel was the most expensive of our treatments. It is also one of the older and more established spas and relaxtion centres so you’d hope that they know they stuff. I certainly couldn’t fault the service with the receptionist who booked our treatment supremely friendly and welcoming and our masseuses equally friendly. With the Freedom Massage we had the option of choosing any of the massages on offer (except the 4-handed one unfortunately!) We decided on a hot stone massage. Once again it was a whole body massage, front and back. Though it started off with hot stones it seemed by the end of the massage it was more a case of cool stone! I admit it was nice and relaxing and the use of the stones was interesting, even when they were cold, I was just a little disappointed that the stones weren’t searing throughout the whole massage. Our massage was then finished with a soak in the jacuzzi filled with essential oils and lots of flower petals. I guess it was suppoed to be romantic – which was quite entertaining for us! We weren’t sure how long we were supposed to be in there because they just left us alone! Eventually, after downing some dates and mint tea, we got bored and finished.
Final Thought? The experience was nice but definitely over-priced.
The Hivernage Hotel & Spa 700 Dh Oriental Massage, Sauna and Pool The receptionist at the Hivernage on our second visit was so friendly that she even threw in a visit to the pool for free. She was all smiles and her attitude was something we really welcomed after just having gone through the 1900 Dirham Drama at our hotel. The hotel was still a bit lacking on the telling us what was going on front but at least as we’d been here before we already knew where we were supposed to go and where we were expected to be. The oriental massage itself was a bit of a surprise. Once again it was a whole body massage front and back but it was by far and away the massage with the least force. Having said that no part of my body was left untouched. If I’d been a boy it might have been a bit uncomfortable to say the least! Ha ha.
Final Thought? I’d go again!

Girl’s Surfing Weekend in Cornwall

Its seems kind of ironic that having lived on the Gold Coast in Australia for most of my life its only now when I’m living in England that I have felt inspired enough to take a surfing lesson. Jenny, Sandra and Catherine were also surprisingly up for the lesson so on this technically last weekend of summer slash first weekend of spring of we headed out West for a girl’s weekend by the coast. Although London is fairly close (about an hour or two) from the southern and eastern coast of England the waves are all on the west coast which is quite a drive away – the surfing lesson was at Harlyn Bay which is near Padstow in Cornwall. Being the last weekend of summer finding room for the four of us in a B&B was darn near impossible in Padstow so I had to extend the search to Newquay, about a half an hour drive away. It was just as well we’d gone with the hire car for the weekend (thanks to Sandra for doing all the driving – especially the 5-6 hour drive to and from London which freed the rest of us up to snooze in the car 🙂 ) otherwise I’m not sure how we would have made it around.

Newquay is a strangely popular place for stag and hen does and as a result the high street was lively and heaving with energy at night. It was quite entertaining to watch all the various groups stumbling and strutting up and down the streets. It seemed also that everyone went the extra distance to come up with the most outlandish costumes they could imagine.

As for the surfing, well the weather this weekend wasn’t the best, with mainly gray clouds and cooler temperatures, but at least it wasn’t raining. We were all pretty nervous about the lesson, though I think I was more worried about donning the full-body wet suit!, but the waves weren’t all that big in Harlyn Bay so that made it a little less nerve wracking. We’d gone for an all day lesson which was in fact a two hour lesson in the morning and in the afternoon with lunch at your expense in the middle so the group changed a bit in the afternoon. Overall there were quite a few people taking surfing lessons this weekend – I think we had about 10-15 people for our two instructors for each session – and not a lot of waves so it got fairly crowded out in the water.

The key to learning to surf is basically getting out there in the waves and just getting the feel for your board and the water. Sure our instructors (who were suitably surfer dude like) taught us a few basics about paddling out to the waves and getting up on the board but it wasn’t until you were out on the water that you could really understand what they were trying to say. I think we all managed to get up on our boards at some stage – even if it was only to immediately fall off but hey I didn’t even think we’d get that far so I was fairly impressed. In the afternoon, when the surf had gone way out (I couldn’t believe how far the tide had gone out from the morning – about 500 metres I reckon which is a loooong way to be carrying our giant surf boards), the waves got really tiny and the sea fairly flat so we had to work very hard to even get a hint of a break. In the mean time we entertained ourselves with building barges with our surfboards and climbing on top. Ironically every time we did this we got some of the biggest waves we’d seen all day!

The biggest lesson I learned was that surfing is a lot of hard work and is no where near as easy as it seems when you watch all those surfing movies. We were all very tired and weary at day’s end that’s for sure. Having said that it was a lot of fun and I can’t wait to try it again when I’m back in Oz.

More photos here.

Bath, Stonehenge, Avebury, Lacock etc. and Bobsleighing

 Bath has always been a place I’ve wanted to visit and with friends of our planning to move to Bath it seemed like a perfect opportunity to do so. At the same time I saw on lastminute.com that we could book a bobsleigh experience. Bobsleigh in England? Definitely something I wanted to try out.

Though our friends’ plans to move to Bath eventually didn’t crystalise my bro and I decided to keep our bookings and so on the last bank holiday for the year before Christmas off we went. I was praying for decent weather as traditionally I think August bank holiday weekend is rubbish and thankfully it was picture perfect.

Photos here.

When? End Aug 2007
Why Go? Hot springs, Beautiful and historical architecture and the baths
Weather Gorgeous – a true summer’s weekend

 Our weekend in Bath was sort of split into three sections:

– Stonehenge, Avebury Stones, Lacock and Castle Combe Day Tour
– Bath itself
– Our Bobsleigh experience

Stonehenge, Avebury Stones, Lacock and Castle Combe Day Tour

One of the reasons I’ve always wanted to visit Bath was the easier access Stonehenge. I know that you can do day trips from London to get to both Stonehenge and Bath but it seemed that we would be stuck in less traffic coming from Bath and at the same time we could spend more time visiting the surrounds. I found a tour operator called Mad Max Tours who market their tours as being smaller and more personal. And it definitely was. Our tour bus had about 15 people which was a pretty good number for keeping the tour more intimate and manageable. Here are the places we visited and my thoughts.

Stonehenge Recently Stonehenge was voted the worst tourist site by the Brits (in a survey of 1,200 – big numbers I know!) There seems a slight justification in this rating as after all it is just a pile of rocks sitting in a field near the motorway and where you have to pay a rather extortionate price to get inside. However, I thought it was totally worth getting up close to it – overrated or not! There was just some sort of magic to the stones. With your entrance fee you also get a free audio guide that explains a bit about what the stones are about. Be warned it definitely waffles on a bit. The audio tour takes you anti-clockwise around the stones but my brother and I were amused by a random dude who was walking around clockwise telling everyone they were going around the wrong way! Very amusing.
Avebury Stone Circles Though a little lesser known than Stonehenge the mystery around these stones are equal to Stonehenge. The Stones cover an area 16 times larger and nearly a millenia older. Here you can touch the stones and get amongst them to feel the energy. Just watch out for the sheep do-do all over the place.
Lacock National Trust Village This was a quaint little village where there has been no major construction for the last 200 years. This was the lunch stop for the day where we tucked into some yummy English food at the George Inn and enjoyed the sun. This little village has also been used for filming for the BBC’s Pride and Prejudice and the Abbey apparently for the first two Harry Potter movies.
Castle Combe Village Castle Combe in the south of The Cotswolds is apparently the prettiest village in England. With only 350 people living in the village it is known for its, well, prettiness and tranquility. It was indeed tranquil but not much to entertain. Good for a break on a long drive or maybe good for indulging in a peaceful afternoon tea.

We also had some photo stops along the way to check out Silbury Hill, a random man made structure (apparently the largest in Europe) built 4,800 years ago for no apparent purpose, the Cherhill White Horses, amazing horses carved out in the chalk slopes and Waggon and Horses, an inn that apparently was frequented by Charles Dickens. What made these thatched horses stand out was the unique markings left behind by the thatchers.

Bath

 The best way to get oriented in Bath is to take one of the free walking tours that are offerred by the Mayor’s office. They are offerred (free) every day and includes an informed talk on most of the main points of interest including the Abbey, the Roman Baths and the Pump Room, and taking in the architectural highlights of the North and South Parade, The Circus and the Royal Crescent. Its probably all we needed to know about Bath.

 The highlight of our tour was seeing Nicholas Cage coming out of his newly purchased home I think it was at the Circus. One moment our tour guide was pointing out his house and the next moment he was walking out! What a surprise! I think we were all so surprise and disbelieving that it was him that I was the only one who managed to get off a snap.

Where you may want to spend some extra time is going into the Roman Baths. This is, after all, what Bath is  known for. Although not now a working spa, a tour (via the once again very waffly audio tour) will give you an idea of what it was like all those years ago. Be prepared to spend some time in here if you want to hear everything about the place. Best time to visit seems to be at dusk when the night fall gives a bit of magic to your pictures and gives a bit of atmosphere to the place. Also this seemed to be when there were less tourists romping about the place.

 In Bath, my bro and I also found time to sample the strange giant Sally Lunn buns when we had afternoon tea in her house. I’m still not understanding what the fuss is about. All I could figure was that they were giant and fluffily light and probably made from a recipe as old as time. The tourist trap suckered us in as we bought some to take away as gifts for people back in London. I’m sure they were appreciated. 🙂

Bobsleighing

I never realised it but you could do a Cool Runnings scene of your own in Bath. Located at the University of Bath there is a partial replica of the bobsleigh track at Salt Lake City. To my surprise all sorts of people turned up for the event – from the young to the old, from the slight of size to the big and brawny. We thought we’d be the only ones going for it but in the end I think there about 20 of us.

There are two things that you need to know before you even consider going to the track – 1. You will get very  hot because you will do a lot of sprinting (you’ll do about eight runs) and 2. You will get very cosy with your fellow team members so either go as a group of four or be prepared to get up close and personal to a few strangers! My bro and I were very lucky to be grouped with a couple from Essex, Sandra and Aaron. They were really lovely and friendly and it was clear from the outset that we all worked very well as a team and the other teams actually had us pegged as the ones to beat!

As it is only a partial replica of the Salt Lake City track you don’t actually do a full proper bobsleigh run with the activity mainly based around the push start. To be honest once you’re in the sled you don’t even realise where you are on the track – all the hard work is in the start. Surprisingly it is a lot easier to get into the sled than you would think though some of the other teams, in particular where the team was all big burly guys, had a bit of a struggle to get in. I think our combination worked quite well – so well that we won the time trials! and we were the only ones to break the 9 second barrier (twice) so I was pretty happy. Here’s a bit of video:

This was, for me, the best part of our trip to Bath.

The Festival Edinburgh

 How to report about our Festival Edinburgh experience and do it justice. This is the dilemma that faces me. Its certainly one of the best times to visit Edinburgh and I think something worth doing again. The buzz, the high spirits, the festivity, the all around general good time feeling is one that shouldn’t be missed. Okay – enough with these adjectives and on with the show! Photos here.

When? Mid Aug 2007
Why Go? I think I’ve covered myself in the introduction – the buzz, the opportunity to see lots of cool acts, just all general good fun times.
Hints The Tattoo. Do what you can to get tickets to the Military Tattoo (sell your first born child if you have to … kidding) including calling every opportunity you have to get resale tickets if at first you don’t succeed. Its worth it – trust me!
The Fringe. If you want to see the  bigger more famous acts at the Fringe try and get tickets before you get to Edinburgh – chances are they would have sold out by the time you get there. Or, if you like to fly by the seat of your pants and don’t mind giving the lesser known acts a go wait until you get to the city and get your tickets from the half price booth. Either way, getting a Fringe guide ahead of time helps you sort through the literally hundreds of performances on offer. All is not lost however if you don’t do any sort of planning (like us) as if they do what they did this year, there will be a tent where they had a tent which allowed you to browse for shows online and purchase the tickets right then and there. Brilliant idea.
Accommodation. Book as far in advance as you can!

 Festival Edinburgh truly offers a lot to the visitor but the reason I was drawn to Edinburgh at this time of year was mainly the Fringe Festival and the Military Tattoo. When we arrived in Edinburgh on Friday the choices on offer for the Fringe was so overwhelming that we had to put off buying tickets until we’d had a chance to review the Guide so our first “event” was the Military Tattoo that evening.

The Military Tattoo

Technically a military tattoo is a military drum performance (thanks wikipedia.) There is apparently a historical  singificance in that it was used to call the soldiers back to the barracks to turn in for the night. Nowadays it has become a big show and the Tattoo in Edinburgh is definitely one of the biggest and broadcast to millions around the world. Actually the night we went (and the next few nights after that) were being filmed for tv so there’s a miniscule chance we’ll get on the tube!

The Tattoo is held in a courtyard in front of Edinburgh Castle which is pretty cool. There were drums and of course bagpipes galore during the evening but my two favourite performances came from Taipei First Girls’  Senior High School who put on a brilliant display of air rifle throwing (I’m sure there’s a technical term for it) and marching and the The Imps Motor Cycle Display Team who demonstrated a few tricks on the motor cycles (name sort of gives it away doesn’t it.) The tricks included riding their bikes backwards and forming pyramids. I think the youngest rider was about 4 years old and didn’t he have the most adorable little mini motor bike. Too cute! We had some interesting international performances as well including the musical Trinidad and Tobago Defence Force Steel Orchestra and The Band of The Moscow Military Conservatoire where some strange man (or woman I guess!) in a bear suit was dancing around.

And, to Sandra’s delight, we even got a few fireworks. It was a really good night though it must be noted that the seats are very very cosy indeed!

The Fringe

Early Saturday morning we decided to hit the ticket tent and sort out our shows for the weekend. We must  have been quite comical because we kept running outside to check the half price ticket booth and then running back into the tent to check out the reviews for the show. It was madness but funny at the same time. We ended up with a fairly good variety of shows I think but it was only really after we’d seen all the shows that I realised just how busy our schedule was. Actually we made most of our shows with plenty of time to spare except one – which was the result of another show starting late and therefore running over and then us rushing to the wrong venue!

Here is what we saw and here is what we thought!

What? Say What? My Thoughts Sandra’s Thoughts
Breakout Think JUMP! but set in prison. Extreme Dance Comedy. Breakdancing and beatboxing. The breakdancing was awesome and the beatboxing was not too shabby either (though sometimes it went on a bit.) The comedy wasn’t too bad though sometimes it descended into cheese. Some of the guys had very nice bodies. I was impressed that the girls were in there breakdancing as well as hard as the guys. Strange story. Could do with some work but before long I’m sure we’ll be seeing them in London’s Peacock Theatre. Its okay. Nothing special. Please explain what the frog was?
Sista She and The House of the Holy Bootay Three ladies bring us comedy set to hip hop. There’s singing, there’s rapping, there’s dancing and costume changes. In a word brilliant. This show was probably my favourite of the weekend – it had me in stitches and I could bop (safely in my chair of course) to good music at the same time. The ladies somehow seemed to tackle a few deeper issues without making it too obvious and depressing as most comedians tend to get. Amazing voices. Fairly funny. I think I would have been more comfortable if it was a bigger audience. It was quite light-hearted.
Eurobeat Its Eurovision in sunny Sarajevo. Very well done and has all the feel of a Eurovision contest right down to an introduction by that dude who makes the critical (but funny) comments on Eurovision. Lots of crowd involvement and probably the biggest show we saw. Quite funny in the obvious way. My country won (Grace’s comment: Setup!). It was good. The man in PVC pink hot pants was cool.
Debbie Does Dallas – The Musical Described as: Lisa loves Dick, Dick’s into Debbie, Debbie wants Dallas … but will she go all the way to get there? ‘Legally Blonde’ meets ‘American Pie’ in this ultimate porn-again party night out! Cheeky cheerleading fun! The title says it all. All the um um is implied of course though there is some nudity at one stage. A very funny musical with songs that were surprisingly good. The audience is quite close to the stage which gives it a level of intimacy that could have been awkward if the musical hadn’t come off (pardon the pun) so well. Favourite for the festival. Well written and easy going. Could be on West End with a bit of work.
Jerry Sadowitz Comedian, Magician, Psychopath A comedian, magician and psychopath is pretty much what we got. I found him outrageously funny and I liked how he combined his comedy with his magic. He definitely picked on people in the audience including in his victims a gorgeous blonde woman, a man in a wheelchair, bald men and a woman with, er, a big chest. Although funny, he was that typical offensive comedian making plenty of off colour jokes including the McCanns. He was however quick to pick on himself at the same time. Didn’t enjoy the comedy particularly him joking about an audience member in a wheel chair. Magic was okay although very high street. What you would expect to find in Hamley’s.
The Devil, Chess: A Burlesque! Cabaret theatre I’m still reeling from this show. I think this is what the Fringe is about – something that allows a true artist to put his work out there. This was the show we were actually late for and Sandra and I got placed into different parts of the room. I don’t even know where to start with this one except to say it was very in your face with the burlesque dancers, both men and women, in very little clothing sitting on your laps at times. And all of this was happening in a very very small room. I’m sure there was quite a bit of meaning to the play but all I could think of was how hot I was (from having to run to the venue) and wondering how the girls were not falling out of their tops! My young innocent mind has been scarred for life.
Ali McGregor’s Late-nite Variety-nite Night Basically a sampling of perfomances from the Fringe. This was a very interesting concept. Ali McGregor, who was a comedian and had a show on her own right, was MC to this variety night where we saw comedy, music, circus, skits, fantastic tricks, and a strong woman. I totally enjoyed myself though at 2am in the morning it was lucky most of the acts were quite engaging. I thought a perfect way to finish the Fringe (though it would have been a good way to start the Fringe as well as it gave you an idea of what the acts could deliver in their own shows.) I liked the unrehearsed feel of the night as well. Its very late.

In addition to the paying shows there are heaps of street performers to entertain. Interestingly enough for  the ones we saw (mainly involving circus type performances like acrobatics, juggling, etc.) they all seem to use similar sorts of jokes during the show including the “hide in the crowd and pretend I’m part of the audience trick” (they get you to clap loudly to attract passers-by who get curious and join in not knowing what exactly is going on), the “step on the grey brick” joke for audience participants (all the bricks are grey), the “get two men to hug and kiss” joke and finally when asking for donations at the end the “its not funny now is it” joke. Still, each show was original and funny in its own way and is definitely worth a gander.

And that concludes a very long-winded review of Festival Edinburgh. Festival Edinburgh will not disappoint!