Cox Cookies and Cake

To say that cupcakes are huge in London at the moment would be the mega understatement of the century. The latest to enter the scene is Cox Cookies and Cake located in Soho. The one thing that Cox Cookies and Cake does is that it adds something a little different to the cupcake scene – in terms of the looks of the cupcakes at least if not the flavours.

Staying true to its Soho location, the shop is themed out to be almost a night club – ridiculously loud music, at least when Sandra and I turned up just before lunch, included. The interior is painted black and window displays are all kitted out with neon lights. The shop is actually rather bare except for a bar along one wall and then, of course, the cupcakes at a counter on the other wall.

The cupcakes themselves looked pretty schmick – there are regular ones (or classics) priced at £2.50 or you can indulge in a specialty (£4.00) which can be covered in skulls, an Andy Warhol Marilyn, or sparkling sugar ‘diamonds’, and a giant pair of lips and then you could go for the Coxxx (get it?) Cakes (also £4.00) such as the Titty Cake, Man Cake, the Beef Cake and the Bum Cake. The flavouring of the Beef Cake sounded the most delicious and unique flavouring – hazelnut praline cupcake with praline icing and nothing to do with the bulging bicep attached on top I promise … the guys said the menu was kind of still being played around with but I do like the fact that the cupcakes themselves aren’t just vanilla or just chocolate (e.g. bases included choc and cherry, carrot, banana and raspberry.)

Sandra and I were going to be having lunch at Phoenix Palace not too long after so I didn’t go for one of the richer specialties or Coxxx cakes – instead I tried the Lemon cupcake with lemon frosting and shaved white chocolate curls. It was very good but very very sweet!

Oh the other thing to be said about the store is that the guys in the store are very cute!!!!

Brunch with Connie and Michael at The Wolseley

The Wolseley is one of those places where everyone should go for brunch or lunch at least once when in London. I’ve been to the have brunch there before but only in their little sun room at the front. This time around Connie managed to snag us a booking for lunch in the main room. I’ve given the description of the interior before so there is no need to bore you with that again. Nothing much had changed from the last visit – the same sumptuous interior, the same la-de-da clientele, the same excellent service (although they weren’t very efficient with the serving of water!)

Heaps of celebrity sightings this time – we were first sat next to Dawn French who was having a meal with her ex Lenny Henry (we later moved to a bigger table but sadly away from the gregarious couple) and also Sir Ahmed Salman Rusdie (author of the Satanic Verses.) I guess this is one of the reasons that you’re not allowed to take photos inside – to stop the stalkerazzi!

Lunch was a very relaxed affair despite the surrounds and again there was no feeling of rushing us out and away from our table. There was a minor boo boo by the restaurant as one of our desserts was forgotten. However the waitress was very apologetic and they were able to produce it very quickly after we asked.

Seventeen

Near my home is a relatively new Sichuan restaurant called Seventeen. It does not look like the kind of place that I can drop in for a takeaway, unlike my favourite local restaurant New Fortune Cookie, or even eat at on a regular, say weekly, basis. Its one of the new modern dark sleek looking places and if looks would count for anything you should expect a very nice meal.

Not to judge a book by its cover I took advantage of a groupon deal to dine – £16 for £40 of credit. Now for our typical oriental meal this would do Pat and I pretty nicely … but at seventeen we actually ended up spending another £18 which means that the meal was nearly £60 all up. Admittedly that included the cost of two drinks (one of which was a lychee martini Pat couldn’t resist.)

Food-wise it wasn’t the most impressive I’ve ever tasted nor were the portions very generous. Further, I guess we didn’t really take advantage of the Sichuan offerings. Maybe it deserves a second chance?

Comida

Every now and then you just gotta go all meat crazy so I met up with the lads tonight for an All-You-Can-Meat at Comida, a rodizio grill restaurant. This is where they come around with meat sticks and serve you your meat. It’s quite a small venue located on South Molton Street so unless you knew about it I guess it wouldn’t exactly shout out eat here!

The Cons (because you should always end up on a positive note)

  • Limited meat offerings. It didn’t really feel like an All-You-Can-Meat because it seemed like they were only grilling a few meat sticks at a time, so you felt bad about asking for seconds as it would mean that someone else in the restaurant would miss out. The meat itself wasn’t that fantastic tasting with most tending towards the overcooked.
  • The salad bar as a bit sad. It offered about ten different things with a 50% salad, 25% veg and 25% carb ratio.

The Pros

  • Despite limited meat offerings we did get to eat a variety of meats including different cuts of steak, chicken wings, chicken thighs, ham, pork, sausages, lamb etc. … but no chicken hearts. Jon was devastated. Apparently they need to be requested special as not everyone eats them. Something to remember for next time should we ever come back!
  • The salad bar, whilst not large, did do the trick and had some tasty options on there.
  • The atmosphere was very relaxed because its not as hectic as other All-You-Can-Meats like Rodizio Rico and they haven’t tried to cram too many people into one spot.
  • Staff were friendly

Overall, I guess at £20+ for the food you could do worse.  We at least had a pretty good night – even if the boys were paying out on me for not keep up with their meat-scapades!

Kettner’s

I’ve quite often walked past Kettner’s in Soho, admiring the piano inside and the newish décor (white furniture and sterling silver candelabras.) Apparently Kettner’s is one of the oldest restaurants in London dating back to the 1860s! I thought it was a fairly intimate venue but according to the website inside there are four areas – a brasserie, champagne bar, pudding bar (for tea) and The Apartment (a club, as in private club not nightclub …)

Taking advantage of a top table offer I met Jenny there for a catch up tonight – I think however that prices at Kettner’s are pretty reasonable all around (e.g. with offers like 2 courses for £14.50) and even their a la carte menu isn’t too steep. The food is seriously good value for money and both Jenny and I were very satisfied with our main dishes – I had a grilled fish served on this fried greens and this was simply divine.

Unfortunately, there was a bit of a mis-understanding about Jenny’s dessert as the waiter couldn’t quite explain what the Peach Tart was going to be. Tarts seem to be somewhat of a specialty at Kettner’s if the fact that they have a Tart of the Day AND 4 tarts on the dessert menu … unfortunately, the tart for Jenny consisted literally of a pastry crust filled with fruit. Don’t think there was any sort of other preparation. And the Peach wasn’t even ripe! On the plus side our waiter was very good about changing it to another dessert (which ended up being a much better dessert – so much that I’m pretty sure Jenny licked the plate? 😉 )

The drawback to Kettner’s as a venue is that it was very very noisy in the room we were in. If we weren’t competing with the man at the piano we were competing with everyone else talking loudly (no doubt required because they couldn’t hear each other either!)

I’ve read some pretty average reviews of Kettner’s from their service to their food but I must say from tonight’s experience I’d have to disagree with them. Great food and nice friendly service. If only they had a volume control for the other diners …

The Summerhouse by the Waterway

Making full use of a glorious bank holiday Monday, after touching down from my flight for Greece, I met up with Pat for dinner at The Summerhouse. The early evening was lovely – even at 6.30pm it felt like we were actually meeting for lunch!

The Summerhouse is the latest in the recent trend of pop-up restaurants/shops around London. Its parent restaurant, The Waterway, lies just up the road so presumably the reason for having a pop-up located nearby was to further take advantage of the canal that both lie next to. We were happily guided to a table along-side said canal for our meal. It was really a perfect evening … and normally the view would have been perfect too .. except …. then Mr Rat came along!

He was one of the largest rats I’ve seen in London and I’ve seen quite a few around. Of course it wasn’t really the restaurant’s fault (we were trying to think positively that Mr Rat died way up the canal nowhere near the kitchen …) but bless the manager – he tried to push Mr Rat quickly downstream with a broom … only for Mr Rat to come floating back not too long after!

After that bit of excitement we settled down to choosing our food. The main reason I wanted to try out the Summerhouse was that a review I’d read had mentioned popcorn shrimp. The Summerhouse menu describes it as ‘Best ever’ popcorn shrimp – though I’m not entirely sure why the ‘Best ever’ bit required quotation marks …

Popcorn shrimp is so named because of the bite-sized popcorn-like nuggets that the shrimp comes served and in its simplest terms is a breaded shrimp fried with a bite. Done well it is awesome. The rest of the Summerhouse menu had no real surprises on it (lots of seafood with some Mediterranean influences and a couple of meat dishes) though the biggest surprise was probably fish and chips being sold for £16. Really? It was only cheaper by £2 than the most expensive dishes (a filet of sea bass and a steak!)

Pat and I were pretty hungry … read in this instance greedy … so as usual we over-ordered. First having a chowder each, neither of us could resist, plus the popcorn shrimp before moving on to our mains with additional sides. Not being able to really finish our mains and sides we did, however, resist dessert.

Overall food was average. The chowder was watery yet salty, and lack the creaminess and depth of a decent chowder. The popcorn shrimp was disappointingly flavourless, so it was good that it came with sweet chilli sauce, and my grilled swordfish was dry. The sweet potato chips were tasty though you can’t really go too wrong when you deep fry something. I think Pat was happy with his whole fish.

With nothing to rave about with respect to food I suspect that the Summerhouse is still going to be quite popular because of the venue itself and the fact that its not great value for money is hardly likely to bother the Maida Vale locals! I do have to admit that there is a great vibe and its really lovely spot to spend a summer afternoon / evening. Rock on the summer!

Santa Maria Del Sur

Say what you will about Gordon Ramsay – you have to give the man credit for raising the profile of what would probably be fairly ordinary run-of-the-mill local restaurants into something a bit more special. Like Simply Thai Santa Maria Del Sur made it to the semi-final of the latest series of Gordon Ramsay’s the F-Word and this was the one that Sandra wanted to check out.

After getting a thorough soaking in the rain, and rather randomly running into Nic on the bus!, Julian and I met Sandra and James for dinner. I hadn’t seen any of the F Word series so had no idea what to expect from this Argentinean Steakhouse – which I think could only work in my favour as then I had no expectations.

Walking into the restaurant you’re treated to an open kitchen where you can pretty much see all the grilling going on. The restaurant is dark though so don’t expect to be able to see your food too well! Hard bread (unwarmed) was served with the trademark butter with blue cheese. The blue cheese flavour was quite delicate but gave a nice sort of zing to the bread.

For starters, with the exception of James who opted for the ox tongue, we all stuck to the traditional empanadas. Empanadas were great and I could have easily eaten a whole ‘nother serve of them, if not for the fact they were deep fried. James wasn’t too impressed with the ox tongue which was too vinegary for his taste.

Mains were, as you would expect, steaks all around though we did all try different cuts. I can’t speak for the others but my fillet steak came out tender and chunky, if not necessarily having too much flavour. This was accompanied by a side of chips seasoned with garlic, herbs and I think parmesan.

We really couldn’t fit it in but desserts also went on to our table – hey, who knows if I’d make the journey out to the restaurant again. I couldn’t go past trying the milk toffee cheesecake – but it proved way too heavy and I couldn’t finish it!

Service was pretty decent for us without being exceptional. I get the feeling it could be hit and miss depending on who is your waiter and also depending on how busy the restaurant is.

Overall, I’d say it was a nice experience to eat at Santa Maria Del Sur. I don’t think I would call it the best steak joint in London, certainly not at the prices which seem a tad expensive, but if you live locally you could definitely do worse for good steak. PS the plating could do with some better presentation (e.g. I think our empanadas came served on paper towels!)

Tom Aikens

One of the reasons that I think Tom Aikens, the Michelin-rated restaurant, was on offer was that the company running it had gone into administration a couple of years ago and this was a way to stimulate some interest in the business. I’m not sure how effective this strategy was proving – we were dining at 7pm (admittedly on a Tuesday night) and other than one other couple the restaurant was empty! (More people did arrive a little later.)

Actually, the restaurant itself does not try to cram too many people inside – in the centre of the room was a lot of
open space and of the tables I saw there must have been about 40 covers max available? Well, whatever the reason for the offer Pat and I were definitely happy to take advantage. At 50% off (£75 for £150 of credit) it was a true bargain and enabled both of us to go for the tasting menu.

You sometimes wonder with these offers whether the staff will treat you differently, especially added to the fact that we rarely drink anything beyond tap water, perhaps indulging in a soft drink with Pat maybe having a glass of wine to go with his meal. We were pleased that this didn’t affect the level of service we received at all. In fact, the staff at Tom Aikens even passed my water test (that is, that the restaurant ensures your glass of water is never empty!) The only minor gripe, and I always seem to have something, is that the first two courses were really served very quickly! Otherwise service was pretty much spot on terms of being there when we needed staff without being overbearing.

But what about the food?

Something that seems to separate Tom Aikens from its fellow fine-dining venues I think relates to the bread that the serve. Now, this shouldn’t really feature in your meal (after all, food is generally very rich and you want to save your calories for the serious stuff) however I think I have to applaud the bread that you serve. First of all there must have been over ten varieties of food offered to us including Buttermilk, Polenta, Olive, Dill, White, Brown and Bacon and Cheese. And all served warm. I was in bread heaven and Jenny if you’d been dining with me there is also no doubt that we would have been fighting over the butter to go with the bread. They offered the bread all the way until we got to dessert to – both a blessing and a curse. Ha!

Our amuse bouche was a trio of mini treats: a melt in your mouth Polenta and Parmesan croquette; a surprisingly please Tomato jelly, gaspachio and basil oil “drink” and then a surprising physical sensation in the Olive “Bubble” topped by (I think) truffle and parmesan. Very interesting!

Our tasting menu consisted of 6-courses and Coffee/Tea and Petit Fours. The first off the rank was the Scallop dish (marinated scallops, lemon oil, and lardo crudo.) This was a really light but sharp tasting dish which we didn’t have much time to enjoy before our next course of Foie Gras was served. This consisted of cured foie, pickled mushrooms, foie gras mousse, and sauternes jelly. This dish was kind of appealingly messy – though as a result I was a bit confused as to what to start with first! The foie was delicious but the pickled mushrooms a bit too vinegary for me.

A John Dory fillet was up next after quite a considerable lag. This came with a very lip-smacking tasty roast cauliflower puree, and brown butter and smoked eel. Yes the John Dory was good but the cauliflower puree won it for me!

For our “main” we had a split – both of us wanted the Sea Bass but Patrick was good enough to go for the Lamb so we could see the two different dishes. To be honest the Lamb (marinated in ewes cheese and served with aligot potato and dried green olive) sounded more appealing than the poaching in black olive oil, pickled fennel and artichoke and black olive crumb that the Sea Bass was described as but I’m not a fan of lamb at all so had to go for the Sea Bass. Both dishes turned out quite well but in the end I think Pat was pleased he had gone the Lamb than the Sea Bass. The Lamb does look simply served but the taste was incredible. Apparently.

Our first dessert, or maybe it was a pre-dessert, was a Coconut dish consisting of fresh coconut, coconut crème, watermelon and mint syrup. A dish that I should have loved I was a bit turned off by the actual plating – scraping bowl felt worse than someone tearing their nails down a chalkboard. I still *shudder* thinking of that now. The crème was lovely and the watermelon contrasted nicely with its freshness and sweetness.

A very summer-inspired dish was our next dish – passion fruit jelly, vanilla pannacotta and passion fruit granite. Very refreshing though at times the passion fruit’s tartness pushed through a little strongly.

To wrap up our meal we received, to our delight, one of the best selection of petit fours we’ve had anywhere. Another nod to the baking chefs in the kitchen I think! Our selection included a selection of eight totally decadent chocolates including the usual truffles and a particular favourite of mine – a salted caramel treat. In addition to this we also had a small selection of cakes I guess you would call them – madelines (lemon, carrot and vanilla), a donut, a pistachio cake and I think a carrot cake. We were overwhelmed but piggly split everything in half and ate it all!

I’m not sure I can afford to come here all the time but if the restaurant keeps serving up food this good – you may see me back. I saw a Roast Suckling Pig dish on the menu that I would love to try out …

Les Trois Garcon

For my birthday Su Yin arranged for a meal on a special offer at Les Trois Garcon. Located in Shoreditch the restaurant inside is as funky as the area on the outside. The décor, with its stuffed animals, chandeliers and bejeweled decorations, it is certainly quite decadent. Also fun to identify the random things used for decoration so I could be forgiven for paying more attention, at first, to the surrounds than Su Yin! Ha ha!

Given the fact that Les Trois Garcon seems to have garnered some pretty decent reviews I was surprised to find the venue virtually empty when we got there, and once some diners started to trickle in it also seemed that most of them had come in based on the offer. Very strange. Admittedly off the offer the 2 course meal at £39.50 was a tad over-priced compared with similar restaurants.

We started off with an amuse bouche which I think was some goat cheese concoction

Before hitting our starters of Dorset Crab for Su Yin and Dorset Snails for me! Both were nice without pushing the boat too much – though Su Yin’s plating was pretty cool.

My favourite dish of the night was my main of pork – basically pork three ways and it was simply divine. And whilst Su Yin’s dish looked pretty – she felt it didn’t have quite enough flavour.

For our dessert we both opted for the lemongrass pannacotta with mango jelly, brandy snap biscuit and cardamom ice cream. Very tasty dessert and I like the use of not so common ingredients.

Overall our meal at Les Trois Garcon was pleasant. I can see that the food could be quite hit and miss – with dishes looking good not necessarily tasting good but dishes not looking that good tasting superb. Because of that I’m not sure how well valued it is based on the normal menu – but it was certainly excellent value for money on the voucher deal (£18 for three-courses).

The Kitchin

This weekend I decided to head up to visit Rache in Edinburgh. Never one to miss an opportunity, where it can be helped, to check out the local fine dining scene I convinced Rache to try out The Kitchin, a Michelin-starred restaurant named for the chef Tom Kitchin. Quite a good surname to have really for one in his industry!

The Kitchin is located in Leith, kind of near some water (I think Commercial Quay), but approached by road. Actually, we didn’t see the restaurant at first (it was dark!) and what you would think is the front is actually the back. Anyway, the entrance is actually around by the Quay and we found it eventually. Our booking at The Kitchin for dinner at 9pm is probably one of the latest I’ve ever started eating! But this was because I’d had to catch the train up from London. I still maintain that train is my preferred way to get up to Edinburgh but it sure does take a long time!

Tonight we dined on Tom’s Land and Sea Surprise Tasting Menu which considered of six courses though once you add in an amuse bouche and petit fours it ends up being more than this. First up, as we considered the menu though was a nice selection of breads and such, warm to eat which was delicious.

Our amuse bouche was a cold chickpea and mint soup, topped with crème fraiche with bits of crunchy stuff mixed in. Normally I’m not a fan of could soups at all but this really worked quite well together in terms of flavouring (very refreshing) and texture.

The next course was a pre-starter of tartare of wild sea trout from Usan, served with diced apple and a lemon creme fraiche. The flavourings in this dish work particularly well and again it had very good texturing with the crunch of the diced apple contrasting with the silkiness of the trout tartare. The only disappointment was the use of crème fraiche. I know it was probably used to break up the dish a bit but the fact it had already been used in our amuse bouche kind of made me think – couldn’t they kitchen have come up with something else to use other than crème fraiche. On the other hand, in this way, the crème fraiche gets used up I guess!

A particularly tasty dish, probably because of the chorizo, was a razor clam from Arisaig, served with diced vegetables, chorizo and lemon confit but … the clam hadn’t been cleaned particularly well because a couple of times I crunched on something that had the feel of something between sand and a broken tooth!

Switching from sea to land was my favourite dish of the night – a boned and rolled pig’s head, accompanied by scallop and bacon. Mmm mmm mmm – tasty tasty tasty!

The turbot that followed was pretty close behind in taste. A poached wild turbot from Scrabster, served with braised fennel and artichoke a’la grecque, looks pretty simple in the picture though I’m sure the cooking technique isn’t. Turbot was well cooked

The abats beignets (I think some sort of offal fritter) was the best thing about the next course – the whole roasted French squab pigeon served with braised peas, lardons, lettuce and abats beignets. I’m finding that game bird is a very difficult type of meat to cook perfectly – and surprisingly more often than not what I’ve had hasn’t been very impressive. The pigeon tonight was just okay for me.

So, that was the last of our savoury courses. By this time it was nearing 11pm and we were getting pretty full. Not sure why but our dessert took about 20 minutes to come out! Dessert was a gooseberry pannacotta, separated from a crème fraiche ice cream (the best way to eat crème fraiche in my opinion!) by a caramel lattice with the whole thing then drowned in gooseberry consumme. I’m not entirely sure the consumme was necessary – but hey, I can claim the dish as one of my fruit and veg for the day right? 😉

Towards the end of our dessert Tom Kitchin came around to talk to everyone left in the dining room who hadn’t already gone into the kitchen. The kitchen itself has an open window which people can look through whilst dining but also you can request to go into the kitchen to say hi if you really wanted to. Anyway, he came over to us and said a hi and hello … we exchanged pleasantries (you’re food is lovely etc. etc., thank you for coming etc. etc.) and then we weren’t sure what to say after that! Nice of him to give that personal touch though!

Over our petit fours we had a very funny conversation with one of the waiters who was a local, and not French like a few of the other waiters. When speaking of our plans for the following day he said that it sounded like a “Crescendo of Awesomeness” and that we should make “Twisted Shapes” when out on the dance floor. Rache and I were cacking ourselves!

Food-wise I was quite happy with our meal at Kitchin. Good ingredients and a nice variety (except maybe for using crème fraiche a little bit too much – heh heh). The only thing seemed to be that every dish contained so many ingredients that sometimes the detail was a bit lost in the dish and we were like – Did you taste that bit? Was that ingredient actually in there?

Service was good and friendly for most of our meal, though some waiters had very strong accents and it was difficult to understand their description of our food. Kithchin fell down a bit in the water filling up stakes – alright to begin with but it tapered off slowly during the night to the extent that at one point I had to reach behind me to grab the water bottle and refill it myself! Ha ha! I do like my water …

Overall a lovely night which nearly became a lovely morning (we rolled out just before midnight!). The good company helped too 🙂