Equus

Peter Shaffer’s play Equus is a disturbing and dark story about a young man’s obsession? fascination? worship? even of horses. Apparently based on a true crime about a young man blinding six horses, in the play Peter Shaffer sets about discovering why someone would commit such a crime. The setting is a psychiatrist’s office and the story is brought to us through the sessions he holds with the young man, Alan Strang.

This London revival recieved a LOT of press and attention when it first opened mainly due to Mr Daniel  Radcliffe, AKA, Harry Potter. Ordinarily a teenager starring in a play wouldn’t attract such controversial coverage but the role required not only nudity but certain scenes which might seem inappropriate for a young man of 17 on stage. But hey these were not the only reasons that Jenny and I went along to see the play although I must admit it was something when the scene (finally) played out.

Daniel couldn’t have chosen a more distinctive and opposite role to the so far nice guy straight role of Harry Potter. Alan Strang is at all times a troubled character and Daniel did very well to deliver the correct level of angst and distress required. Richard Griffiths (also from Harry Potter) plays opposite Daniel as his pyshiatrist and was a good balance and counter-point to the darkness of Daniel’s character, though I think at times he did waffle on a bit. The other characters were fairly minor though each contributed in their own way to the story.

One of the aspects of the play that I was impressed with was the representation of the horses. The way the “horses” moved around and their grace had you almost believing there were horses on stage. With large metal heads and giant hooves the effect was stunning. The lighting and smoke effects also helped.

There is no doubt that having Daniel Radcliffe star in this play continues to help pull people through the door every night but it is the story and delivery that keeps the audience enthralled until the end. Although the cynics may say it is the anticipation of the nude scene which keeps the audience tied to their seats …

Vernon God Little

Tonight, on Akh’s suggestion, Akh, Jenny, James, Catherine and I visited the Young Vic to check out the latest showing, Vernon God Little. I hadn’t actually heard about Vernon God Little before though I’d received plenty of emails and seen plenty of press about the play. Its based on a book by DBC Pierre and tells the story of Vernon Gregory Little, a teenager living in a small Texan town who is suspected of helping his friend, Jesus, kill his schoolmates in a school yard massacre.

I thought before seeing the play that it would be a good idea to take a gander at the book. I haven’t had much time to read it but managed to get about 2/3 of the way through (and I’m loving it by the way) before tonight. This turned out to be a blinder of a move because without reading the book I doubt I would have understood much of what was happening in, or enjoyed, tonight’s play.

From a story-telling perspective what the play lacks is the running inner dialogue of Vernon’s character which to me was the funniest part of the book and also helped explain the background to a number of the characters. As a result what I felt we were left with were over-acted roles and randomness in terms of character plots. From a performance perspective I thought the cast did welll considering the cast of nine had to effectively play over 50 characters (though at times their attempt at the Texan accent was OTT) with Colin Morgan as Vernon and Lorraine Bruce who played Pam the stand outs. The set was totally ingenious and music was a surprise and interestingly woven into the storyline.

Overall I was quite disappointed with how the book has been translated on to stage especially by the fact it was nowhere near as funny as the book has so far proven to be. Further certain scenes seemed to drag on and on which made me feel a bit restless. Still I guess the insanity and high energy of the book was still there mostly due to the cast and the smart set. This one is a go judge for yourself play because though the critics seem to absolutely love it I for one wasn’t impressed.

A bit of parkour and a whole lot of the Breakin’ Convention

 We were on our way to meet Connie and Michael at the 2007 Breakin’ Convention but as we had some time (and also had a giant lunch to walk off) we decided to go for a  bit of a walk around the city. In a little green near St Paul’s Cathedral we saw something that was a bit surprising – a bunch of guys practising their parkour skills. Parkour  is about moving from one point to another in the most efficient manner possible. It seems to be a cominbation of gymnastics, acrobatics, and martial arts even. Clearly these boys were still learning but it was nice to see and reminded me that its something that I’m keen to learn.

Here is some video footage:

I wasn’t sure what to expect with the Breakin’ Convention but Connie was certainly excited about it. She attended  to the event last year and had only good things to say about it. The convention attracted quite a varied crowd from the very young to the very old which was rather surprising. The convention is actually about hip hop dance and the energy in the building before the start of the first programme was quite buzzy. I also like how they’ve themed the area with graff all over the place. Wish I could paint like that!

Its wierd but seating at the main stage was on a first come first serve basis and it certainly added to the chaos before the start of the first show. The room was also set up with a standing area up front where the  keen (or the late …) could take up residence. We seemed to be surrounded by the little teeny boppers who seemed to know everyone on stage personally and they certainly showed their appreciation with their hollering and whistling.

The session we attended involved a number of groups performing a set piece each including Rapture (young female (including one girl who surely wasn’t older than 4 or 5!) street dancers fro Northern Ireland), Baby Flex  (a young girl I think 12-13 who actually made it to the last 16 at the recent World Hip Hop Championships in Germany), Dance 2XS (who brought a wierd story about a toy shop maker who falls in love with a beautiful doll he makes), Moving Shadows (an Austrian group who took a look into the darkest depths of the human soul), and Compagnie Revolution (represented by one woman who in her high heels and eventual nudity certainly brought a few comments out of the crowd. I don’t think people knew what to think of it!) The finale were the Electric Boogaloos who in the mid-1970s created dance styles which influence the world of dance today.

It was all actually pretty cool and the music wasn’t too bad either:

Porgy and Bess

Answer: An adaptation of an opera with music and lyrics by the Gershwins based on DuBose Heyward’s novel about the life of African Americans in South Carolina in the early 1930s currently on show at the Savoy  Theatre. A production that failed to hold my attention and was quite possibly, despite the brilliant vocal performances, one of the less interesting shows I’ve seen on the West End to date.

Question: What is Porgy and Bess: the Musical?

I booked Pat and I tickets to see Porgy and Bess on the strength of a recommendation made by a guy I met at Salsa dancing. It might possibly be the last time I take his advice!

It is the Great Depression in the early 1930s, Bess is the scarlet woman who is the lover of Crown, a bully and a lowlife. In a drunken fight Crown kills a man and has to flee leaving Bess behind to fend for herself. Bess finds solace in the cripple Porgy who is the only person in town that won’t judge her. Crown later returns and Porgy kills Crown and is arrested (though later released.) In the meantime Bess turns back to her old ways and runs off to New York. The musical ends with Porgy heading to New York to find Bess.

I’m not quite sure what to make of it in all honesty. Its a quality production as the sets are smooth and the singing was moving – some pieces actually brought tears to my eyes – but I think the story was just a tad depressing and slow-moving for me. The people around us seemed to enjoy it.

Boeing Boeing

One of the funniest plays I’ve seen in a long long time. Boeing Boeing tells the story of Bernard and the juggling of his three air-hostess fiancees. It all depends on The Timetable. An old friend of Bernard turns up and just as he is espousing the beauties of his system it all starts to unravel when bad weather, schedule changes and technology and chaos soon ensues.

A lot of the comedy is purely from timing and the brilliant cast. The men were good but I think it was the  ladies that really delivered with the dry tones of Bernard’s housekeeper played by Frances de la Tour and then by the over the top antics of the American, Italian and German air hostesses played by Tamzin Outhwaite, Daisy Beaumont and Michelle Gomez (Judith). All three girls were charming in their own way and totally adorable in their love for Bernard.

Actually some of the funniest moments came from the audience from laughing at the wrong and weird moments, to the weird and loud laughter being brayed out. My brother and I were p!ssing ourselves.

The play is witty and very well written with emphasis on the over the top characters. The cast certainly delivered. It probably didn’t hurt that the three actresses who played the air-hostess fiancées were super hot. The pins on these girls seemed to go on forever.

I had a great time tonight and I would recommend this show to all. And by the way, there is a lot of snogging in this show so you are warned!

Man of Mode

 Man of Mode is an update of the play first written in 1676. Its amazing to think than in just over 300 years nothing has really changed – some young men will continue to be womanisers and women will constantly fall for it!

The setting is now modern London with all its glitz and glamour. The central character is a guy called Dorimant, who it seems can bed any woman. He is currently seeing Loveit but has his eye on her best friend. Once he is successful with her it doesn’t take long until he turns his eye to Harriet. In Harriet he finds and equal and woman resistant to his charm until finally we are left with two people who genuinely fall in love. The fun are in the cast of side kicks including fop Sir Fopling Flutter who must certainly was the most charming, if campest, of those on stage.

The play was quite enjoyable accompanied by a very appropriate soundtrack. The staging was also very cool with scene changes on a revolving stage being quite innovative. Plenty of laughs in this play.

Orlando, USA

 We had five days of theme parks in Orlando ahead Scarily small planeof us and with three of those days in the World of Mickey I wasn’t sure we’d come out whole at the end of our stay especially when I saw the size of the plane we had to fly in to get from Miami to Orlando! To my surprise we did and this is how our journey went …

Photos are here.

When? Feb 2007
Why Go? Maybe you’re slightly insane? Seriously, if you like theme parks and don’t absolutely hate Mickey then this is definitely the place for you.
Weather Perfect for the first few days overcast the last couple.
Hints At WDW look out for Extra Magic Hours if you’re staying at a WDW Hotel as you are offered extra hours in the park not otherwise open to the public.
At WDW use your FASTPASSES where you can but plan carefully as you can generally only hold one fastpass at a time. The fastpasses are ESPECIALLY effective on Soarin’ at Epcot where the wait time can can be very very long. Soarin’ is definitely a big ticket item you don’t want to miss.

The Experience

The World of Mickey is … just so out there. With not 1, not 2, not 3 but 4 theme parks not to mention the water parks, golf courses, sports complex, TWENTY resort hotels and Downtown Disney you could easily spend at least two weeks in Walt Disney World Resort alone. Aside from this you have all the other attractions in Orlando including the neighbouring Universal Studios and its side-kick theme park Islands of Adventure.

Because we were short on days in Orlando we decided to dedicate it to visiting the following six theme parks:

Magic Kingdom Epcot Disney-MGM Studios
Animal Kingdom Universal Studios Islands of Adventure

As we didn’t have a car my brother made the very smart decision of booking us into a Disney hotel for WDW theme parks before moving us closer to the Universal for the final couple of days. This turned out to be a perfect decision and saved us from some logistical headaches. Both our hotels offered complimentary buses to all the theme parks. The WDW ones worked well but tended to be very crowded early in the morning and of course later on returning to the hotel. The Universal buses were less crowded, but only because the theme parks there were quieter, but also less frequent.

As a side note WDW resort hotels offer a Magical Express service which basically gives you free transfers to and from the airport but also delivers the luggage to your hotel room (so no having to hang around at the luggage belt). This all sounds good in theory but in practice wasn’t the most efficient. We decided to do Magical Express from the airport. It meant that we had to wait for the bus to fill up (probably a good 30-40 minutes) before leaving the airport and then we didn’t get our luggage until later that night (which in fairness they do warn you about.) I don’t think I’d be too confident with the Magical Express going back to the airport because who knows if your luggage will actually make it with you in time!

Just a note on our hotel. We stayed at the Pop Century. One of the cheaper options out of the WDW resort hotels I thought it actually provided great value for money. It wasn’t too badly positioned, provided a food court for food (so you weren’t always forced to eat in higher priced restaurants), had a number of pools and the best thing had a really cool theme. Even though I didn’t get the chance to swim in it our Bowling Pin pool was very cool.

So, on to the theme parks. I’ve rabbited on about the Disney theme parks before (such as the ones in California (the first), Paris and in Hong Kong) so I won’t go in to too much detail here. Sort of.

The Magic Kingdom was the first theme park to be constructed as part of the WDW Resort. We actually left Scarily small planethis park to the last because we knew it wouldn’t be too much different to Disneyland in California, Euro Disney in Paris and Disneyland in Hong Kong and in all reality it wasn’t. The main differences were really in the rides for example Space Mountain had a slightly different seating arrangement (log ride style rather than roller coaster) which actually made the ride pretty cool but in contrast Buzz Lightyear had a gun which you could remove from its holster so it wasn’t as much fun as higher version ride in Paris and Hong Kong.

Next to be built at Walt Disney World was Epcot. Epcot was a strange one. Kind of two theme parks in one  with cool rides in one section and then the World Showcase in another section. Due to our time limits we really didn’t give the World Showcase a chance as we only really did a walk by without going in to investigate the individual pavilions. I guess we justified it by saying we’d seen the real thing already! I’m hoping that doesn’t sound a bit uppity. These are some of the highlights from Epcot:
Soarin’. This ride was built initially at Disneyland or more correctly California Adventure Park and was obviously such a success they brought it over to WDW. A breathtaking ride you are taken on a simulated hang glider tour of the Golden States. You really will feel like you’re flying.
– Mission: SPACE. Points to this ride for being fairly original and actually being quite a ride. It’s a simulation ride that is surprisingly nauseating but will have you laughing when you get off it.
– Test Track. You ride a “test car” and basically put it through its paces – like testing its brakes, testing how  it does over very rough roads etc. and the finale is a speed trial at breakneck speed (well 65 mph.) Exhilaration and worth doing at least once and more if the lines aren’t long.
– The Universe of Energy. I would leave this for when you want a break from the sun but overall I found that Ellen’s Energy Adventure was fairly entertaining. It was probably a touch long but I found it funny in the bits when I wasn’t sleeping anyway.
– Any of the pavilions were we got to interact were a lot of fun as well.

Third theme park off the rank was Disney-MGM Studios with attractions such as Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith and The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror this park kind of combined bits of California Adventure Park and Euro Disney’s Walt Disney Studios. These two rides are definitely the big ticket items at Disney-MGM Studios. They actually say that your experience on the Tower of Terror is never the same as the last and I was surprised to find that was true! Definitely a lot of fun this ride will guarantee that you lose your breath. The Backlot Tour, Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular!, Muppet Vision 3-D, Sounds Dangerous – Starring Drew Carey and the newly imported from Paris Lights, Motors, Action! Extreme Stunt Show are also worth visiting.

Finally, and actually the first theme park we visited, is the Animal Kingdom. Just under 10 years old it is the largest in the world of all the Disney theme parks but being themed entirely around animal conservation you don’t blame Walt Disney for dedicated more than 500 acres to the little critters. Although we have an appreciation for animals we were a little zoo-ed-out by this stage and really we’d seen all the animals before (though that didn’t stop me looking in at the gorillas. I couldn’t resist!) We were sure all the animal oriented  attractions such as Kilimanjaro Safaris and Maharajah Jungle Trek were at the usual Disney high quality standard so instead we headed for the man-made attractions such as the awesome Expedition Everest – Legend of the Forbidden Mountain roller coaster (very tricky), DINOSAUR which frightened the heck out of me (I always seemed to be the nearest to the dinosaurs and their scary teeth) and Primeval Whirl (not scary but a little thrilling.) We also took in a couple of the shows including Finding Nemo The Musical and Pocahontas and Her Forest Friends. Finding Nemo had great puppetry and even though we didn’t see it here the Festival of the Lion King is a must if you’ve never seen it. Unfortunately we had to sacrifice it this time around.

In amongst all this running around the theme parks we also managed to fit in an NBA game (my first – yay!) and the Cirque du Soleil show La Nouba at Disneyland Village. The NBA game unfortunately for Orlando saw the Magic lose to the Detroit Pistons by 5. It wasn’t the cleanest game I’ve seen with both teams turning over the ball a number of times but the atmosphere was a lot of fun and there was some good entertainment (the cheerleaders were funny!):

The formula for La Nouba is like most other Cirque du Soleil shows that I’ve seen in the past and was again  basically a circus for the new age without the animals. Apparently the title means something about partying or living it up. I actually found the show a little sub-par compared to the usual standards. The best acts for me were the four little girls and their Diablos and the very original trampoline act. With the trampoline act had the performers all over the place including walking up walls and bouncing off walls and into windows. The timing involved was magnificent.

After Walt Disney World it was on to Universal Studios. You know you would have expected that having a  holiday based around theme parks would be relaxing and stress free when in fact we were waking up every day at the crack of dawn and not getting back to the hotel until very late in the evening. Thankfully when we moved to our hotel closer to Universal Studios the pressure eased somewhat. We were fairly surprised that both Universal Studios and Islands of Adventure were fairly quiet. For example at Universal Studios we were able to ride the MIB ride about 3 times before any other person even turned up in the line ride.

As you can imagine most of the rides at Universal Studios were show-based with all rides themed on a movie  or animation. Lots of highlights at Universal but because of the smaller crowd sizes we were actually able to do all that we wanted and still had a couple of hours left at the end of the day to hop over to the Islands of Adventure but more on that later.

Not in any order these are the definite must rides at Universal:
 – Revenge of the Mummy Ride. This is an indoor roller coaster that will have you screaming. This one deserved at least two rides in a row.
– MIB – Alien Attack. Kind of like Buzz Lightyear you get to blast aliens away and score points. You’ll ride this a few times trying to beat your own score.
– Jimmy Neutron’s Nicktoon Blast was a surprisingly violent ride.

And these are the must sees

– Shrek 4-D. Not really a ride but more of a show this engages all your senses.
 – Fear Factor Live. If you know the show you’ll love to see it live with real audience members. You can audition to be part of the show and this is generally the thrills part – as part of the general audience you may get selected to do the gross parts like having your head enclosed in box filled with lots of grubs/spiders and scorpions, or you may get selected to drink a blended drink of really really awful stuff. Good fun.
– Terminator 2-3D. No one can really be sick of the Terminator. He will always be back. This show is pretty brilliant actually combining 3D effects with live actors.

If you have time Twister and Earthquake can be fun. Both have very long build ups and stories but the finales could be classified as slightly exhilarating. And the ET Adventure is sweet and if you listen carefully ET will say your name when you get off the “bike”.

If you want thrill rides then Islands of Adventure is the place for you. The park is comprised of “islands” each with its own distinctive and very effective theming.

Marvel Super Hero Island has two of the best rides I’ve been on. The Amazing Adventures of Spider Man is  truly an Amazing ride. It combines 3D effects and a simulation ride – you will not have ridden anything even close to it before. The Incredible Hulk Coaster is also named well also and it felt like one of the longer roller coast rides I’ve been on. Dr Doom’s Freefall is also here on the Island but the thrills on this one pales in comparing to the other rides at the park.On this “island” you can also get your photos taken with many of the Marvel Super Heroes walking the streets or have a go at Grid Iron:

Toon Lagoon is host to a couple of the wetter attractions. We rode Dudley Do-Right’s Ripsaw Falls which will  absolutely soak you. It felt like you were practically going straight down on this log ride.

Jurassic Park holds a final wet attraction Jurassic Park River Adventure which whilst very entertaining in its story line (yet again I was the one closest to the scary dinosaurs) has an even more entertaining story when you just managed to escape the jaws of the creepy T-Rex to plunge down an 85 foot drop. Once again you will get absolutely soaked.

The Lost Continent is the location of the innovative Dueling Dragons – Fire and Ice. This is currently the only  duelling inverted roller coaster in the world and was a heck of a lot of fun. Both the roller coasters set off at the same time though one is slower than the other by 5 miles and several times you have just “miss” the other roller coaster – at one stage it seemed  like the other coaster was only a few centimetres away! Whilst here we saw part of The Eight Voyage of Sinbad show and Poseidon’s Fury which, though interesting, I didn’t feel really justified the overly long wait.

My favourite themed island was Seuss Landing and though admittedly geared towards the little kiddies was the most colourful and pleasant to the eye. Who doesn’t love Cat in the Hat?

Lion King The Musical

The first time I saw Lion King the Musical was in February 2003. I loved it then and I still love it now. The Lion King is so impressive in many ways with the most creative and innovative set and lighting, a fabulous soundtrack, AMAZING costumes and puppetry, and a great band. Unfortunately tonight the musical was let down a bit by some of the performances.

I’m sure most people are familiar with the movie so are wondering how on earth it could be brought to the stage. It could have been a little sad with the cast dressed up in costumes. But it isn’t. The puppetry and costumers are absolutely masterful and though you can see the man/woman behind the animal it doesn’t really matter and in fact lends depth to the characters on stage. There is definitely a very African feel to the whole show with all the beautiful colours one might expect. Even the grass has character!

As for the performers all were pretty brilliant with their movement and stage presence however I was disappointed with the singing with the kids being constantly off key and even their adult counterparts seemingly sometime having trouble with their pitch. There was, however, no faulting the actor who played/sang Scar who was deliciously evil and my perennial favourite the actress who was the Baboon. Brilliant voice and great comic timing.

There were definitely lots of oohs and aahs during this musical, despite weak deliveries by some of the cast. Not a musical that should be missed!

Grimms: The Final Chapter

Never one to turn down a show tonight I joined my brother for Grimms: The Final Chapter. I’ve read Grimms’ fairy tales all my life but was unsure exactly how this was going to come across on stage. Set in the very intimate Trafalgar Studios a cast of six was able to bring to life a number of horrific, mysterious and funny stories despite the physical restrictions of the studios. They employed a number of techniques and it The Stageappeared that all cast members were multi-talented being able to sing, play instruments, dance, use puppets and act all at the same time.

At first I wasn’t sure what to think. I couldn’t stop yawning and partly this was my fault as I really was tired. However, the stories then started to get a bit more interesting and after some ice-cream at the half-time break I was really able to get into the performance. I was a bit worried too that considering the audience proximity to the “stage” audience participation would be called for but it wasn’t thankfully!

This show is definitely one for the older kids. It was quite dark and ghoulish really although there are some lower brow jokes (farting and what note) that will entertain some. I wouldn’t say it’s the best show I’ve been to but it was good for something a little different from the norm.

Peter Pan at New Wimbledon Theatre

After a rather sedate Christmas lunch and an entertaining Secret Santa swap with the team we Lunch!headed off to the New Wimbledon Theatre to check out Peter Pan starring one of my favourite people Henry Winkler (c’mon who doesn’t love The Fonz) and a couple of English performers Bobby Davro and Sarah-Jane Honeywell. Pantos (pantomimes) are a particularly English Christmas tradition so I’m surprised its taken me until my third Christmas in London to get to one! Better late than never I guess. Pantos generally have a number of conventions such as the male lead being played by a girl (in this case Sarah as Peter Pan), lots of double entendre, audience participation (especially hissing and booing the baddie) and normally there will be a man in drag. Peter Pan had this and more. There was huge audience participation in particular when a few of the cast sang a very rowdy version of the 12 Days of Christmas when they threw joined toilet rolls out into the audience as well as blasting us with water guns.

We are all familiar with the story of Wendy, John and Michael who journey to the land of the lost Courtesy of the stage.co.ukboys with Peter Pan so there is no real need to get into the details. As a performance this panto was much grander than I imagined it be with pretty elaborate sets. The comedy was spot on with Bobby Davro being particular on form. The Fonz was great even when he was covering for a dodgy mike. I’m not sure whether David Hasselhof, originally cast, would have been able to pull off Captain Hook with quite the same coolness, though it would have been interesting to see how the Baywatch theme would be represented in the show. SJH was slightly annoying as Peter Pan but I’m not sure how much that had to do with playing a young bratty bubbly boy than her true self. I’m not sure particularly sure why Bobby turned up at the end in a giant kangaroo outfit but hey it was entertaining nevertheless.

As I said at the beginning today’s performance was great fun despite being clearly some of the older people in the theatre!