Arzak

Arzak, with three Michelin stars, sits at number 8 in the The World’s 50 Best Restaurant Awards for 2011 (up 1 from 2010) and is Spain’s third best restaurant behind the number two Mugaritz which we visited last night. I’d read a little bit about Arzak and to say that it was going to be different from our Mugaritz experience was putting it mildly. Where Mugaritz was about the simple flavours and simple styling, Arzak is all about bringing exciting and fantastic creations to the table – and I was very happy not to be disappointed tonight!

Arzak as a restaurant appeared a lot smaller than Mugaritz. Being located nearer to the city centre I guess it didn’t have the sprawling green space at its disposal. There was a front room and two dining rooms that we could see. We were directed to the upper floor dining room which was quite cosy and we felt like we were nearly sitting on top of our fellow diners! Just kidding … but we were quite close. On the plus side we could see the food being delivered to other tables and had a chance to re-hear some of the descriptions. 🙂

I was pleased that once seated they didn’t make us wait too long before bringing out the first offerings. I’m not really sure why sometimes some restaurants insist on you waiting an age before bringing food out! The quartet of amuse delivered to our table were very visual and pretty to behold, and tasted pretty darn good too.

Serrano Ham and Tomato surrounded by a cloud of Mint Smoke (a twist on sweet and sour); Marinated Anchovy and Strawberry with tangy cream sauce presented on a light box (surprisingly worked well and again a play on the sweet and sour balance); Yellow Crispy Rice with Mushroom (a good savoury mouthful); Kabraroka (Scorpion fish) Pudding with Kataifi (like hair prawns).

These were then chased down by a gorgeous Corn Soup with Fig and Black Pudding. Two favourite ingredients out of three wasn’t bad! For something so tiny it had great and complex flavouring. The black pudding added that extra bit of interest to the dish. The fact we were given these giant long spoons to eat/drink with was rather entertaining.

Having been stunned by these amuse bouche we were really looking forward to seeing what the Degustation menu had in store for us. We sure weren’t disappointed.

When the Cromlech Y Cebolla Con Te Y Café (Cromlech and Onion with Tea and Coffee) arrived on the table we didn’t really know what to think! Cromlech is commonly used to refer to stone circles so this was the outer shell. I think our waitress said it was made with manioc. Inside the delicate shell was silken foie gras (okay it looks better than the picture seems.) It was so melt in your mouth. The tea and coffee flavour was subtle.

Onion made an appearance again in our second dish – this time as the feature ingredient in the Bogavante Coralino (Lobster Reef.) What a bright colourful dish! Generous bite-size portions bathed in a tomato-type sauce sitting on perfectly sweet oinions. The sesame brittle added a good crunch and who doesn’t love toasted sesame seeds. This dish was accompanied by a tapioca salad which I didn’t think really added much to the dish. I’m not used to my meals like this having extra side dishes!

Playing with our minds a bit was the Mejillon Y Huevo Espolvoreado (Mussels and Dusted Egg) which followed. Smartly turning the mussel into the egg “yolk” this kind of was a bit of a trippy dish – only because I was expecting to bite into an egg and found mussel instead. I loved the herby crispy stuff on top without which the dish would have been too eggy.

Rape Marea Baja (Low tide Monkfish) was visually the cutest dish I’ve ever seen. Incredibly colourful (yes I know it can only be food die but still …) Let’s dissect this one ingredient by ingredient. The monkfish was beautiful (you can normally hardly go wrong), the mussel gel cells were cute but didn’t have much flavour, the Seaweed in tempura were slightly too hard to eat but I did like the sugar cells which were little candied treats. Did it all work together? I’m not sure. Visually it was a definite highlight and I’m sure we took more photos of this dish than any other and the monkfish was perfectly cooked, but the bits and pieces were more nice to look at than to eat. Interestingly we got an extra bowl with more shells, seaweed and stars too.

For our meat finale, there was a divergence on the next dish for Su Yin and I. Where she went for the Cordero Con Romero Y Curcuma (Lamb with Rosemary and Tumeric) which was accompanied with a side of tempura vegetable in black sesame.

I went for the Pichon Asado Con Maiz Y Flor De Azahar (Grilled Pigeon with Corn and Orange Blossom) The pigeon had a gorgeous charred flavour and was juicy without too much of the typical gaminess. It came served with an extremely fragrant peach sauce and accompanied by a salad with crispy rice, black sesame seeds and bacon and an extra pigeon leg!

Desserts were as equally visually stunning as our main dishes had been. Su Yin’s Sopa Y Chocolate “entre Vinedos” (Soup and Chocolate “among the vineyards”) was just so interesting. A strawberry soup which came with a scoop of rosemary sorbet and chocolate sorbet (served in a separate bowl) and the purple bubbles (which looked like grapes) contained warm molten chocolate inside.

I had opted for the non-chocolate dish and ended up with the Piedra De Pistacho Y Remolacha (Stone Pistachio and Beetroot.) This totally threw me for a loop. I really loved it. Served with a scoop of ice cream (can’t remember the flavour) it all combined very well.

Su Yin’s next dessert, Hidromiel Y Fractal Fluido (Mead Fluid and Fractal) came in two parts. This white plate was placed on the table containing a pool of clear, it turns out, honey syrup. In the mean time she had delivered to Su Yin what we think was white chocolate covering lemon curd. My bro would have loved this. The waitress then dropped a touch of red food colouring into the honey syrup which produced this stunning design. We didn’t know what to do with the dish as the waitress left at this point but then came back to pour it over Su Yin’s dish. It was only because we were busy taking photos that Su Yin was able to enjoy the dish as it was mean to be. We saw other tables starting to dig into the dish before the waitress poured the fractal liquid over. This was also served with apple ice cream.

My finale was the Dulce Lunatico (Lunatic Sweet) which were some sort of orange and passion fruit liquid encased in some sort of hard shell which I think was prepped using liquid nitrogen to keep the liquid inside but have the hard outer shell. There were also drops of reduced red win and sesame sugar. Served with banana ice cream. I quite enjoyed this dish – refreshing.

The petit fours – dark and white chocolate nuts and bolts, popping candy in cola jelly bottle caps, mango jelly lego pieces, white beans with red tea – really said it all about Arzak – unusual, a bit of wow factor, attention to detail, and trying to pack in a lot into small packages.

From a service perspective we couldn’t have asked for more. Our waitress was extremely efficient, spoke English well and was happy to banter with us. An example of her professionalism – when she came to serve us a dish and accidentally tipped part it over she immediately took it away to re-plate it, oh, and when Su Yin made a mess of our table she quickly ran over to place a serviette over the mess! Loved her. Note another table had a different waitress who pretty much just did the bare minimum (from the conversation we could hear) but I would put that down to the fact that she didn’t seem to speak English that well. We hadn’t realised it but the daughter of the father/daughter team, Elena Arzak, had been downstairs when we were busy taking photos of the outside. Both Juan, her father, and Elena came out to the restaurant at various times to speak individually to the diners and she said to us “I remember you from downstairs.” How nice. Juan’s conversation with us revolved around his brother in spirit Sydney’s Tetsuya Wakuda (owner of arguably Australia’s top restaurant), when he found out we were from Oz. All the waiters actually make a point of asking you where you from and oddly the one waiter asked us twice if we were in the food industry. As an added touch you are also given a personalised menu at the end of dinner. The one neg was the fact that our aperitifs of peach juice were charged at 8 euro a bottle! They weren’t even cocktails – we saw the waitress pour them from the bottles themselves and I swear you can buy them for about 80p here … that’s some mark-up.

I don’t want to end on a negative as Arzak was a great experience. We had an absolutely enjoyable time at Arzak and on comparison would say that I preferred it over our experience at Mugaritz but that is purely down, I think, to the excitement factor. Each dish was innovative and visually stunning and for the most part the flavours worked well together. Granted because there was such a focus on presentation that maybe sometimes dishes got over complicated but you can’t say that we didn’t say “wow” every time a new dish hit our table. For comparative purposes, the tasting menu was 175 euro.

Mugaritz

San Sebastian and the local region is a hotbed for amazing food – whether its fine dining in any of the Michelin starred restaurants (San Sebastian has three three-star restaurants alone and the most Michelin stars per capita) or picking up something from the local pinxtos/tapas bars, you are guaranteed some pretty good nosh.

Mugaritz is only a two Michelin-starred restaurant but it climbed to number 3 (from #5 last year) in The World’s 50 Best Restaurant Awards for 2011, just behind Spain’s top restaurant El Celler de Can Roca which sits at number 2 in the world. A bit of that climb, it has to be said, was arguably due to the (controversial) leaving out of El Bulli from the list – historically Spain’s top restaurant, was left out most likely because Ferran Adria announced it would close after the 2011 season.

I must admit part of the reason that Su Yin and I chose Mugaritz for a dining experience in San Sebastian was because of its position in The World’s 50 Best Restaurants. Ha ha – such foods snobs! We only had three nights in San Sebastian so we wanted to make the most of it ..

Mugartiz is located way outside of the centre of town, at least a 20 minute drive? so be prepared to factor in the cost of the cab to and from the restaurant (and also factor in the fact that at the end of the night the meter is also likely to start at a crazy 12 euro flag fall …) Its location is very quaint and beautifully green though.

When we first arrived at the restaurant, and after taking the obligatory photos on the outside, we were taken to sit outside in the garden area. We were kind of confused as this was not standard restaurant behaviour but soon they started to ply us with amuse bouche. First they put together a non-alcoholic (at our request) green tea, fresh mint and lime aperitif before bringing out focaccia with tomato smashed on to it. Very delicate.

Then a trio of treats: Starch and sugar crystal spotted with pepper praline and spider crab, Olives, tapa beans and thyme and Toasted legume beer. The beer was served as a broth (therefore warmed) and certainly … interesting. I wasn’t sure I was loving all the flavour combinations but I could appreciate the delicacy and thought that went into the dishes.

We were even more confused after we’d finished with our amuse bouches as plenty of waiters came walking around but never really indicated at any stage that we should move into the restaurant. Well, we took it upon ourselves to do so!

Inside, the restaurant was quite large but broken up by white screens. Pleasingly there was also a lot of space between the tables. Floor to ceiling windows lined the outside walls and until the sun set at least gave the room quite an open air feel. Oh, and we had a little bench for our bags which was quite cute.

Upon sitting down we were presented with two cards, one which was marked “150 min … submit!” and the other “150 min .. rebel!” Turning over there were words which were consistent with the words on the front – supposedly depending on which card you chose to run with it would determine how you would feel or interpret the food to come. Honestly, like the first half an hour we’d been at Mugaritz, it just caused more confusion!

So, that’s the intro for our experience before the food started to come proper. What did we eat? Our first course was a mouthful of “The greenness of tear peas animated by blood sorrel and mascarpone”. The peas were incredibly crunchy but I felt a little underwhelmed by the overall flavour of this dish.

The Anchovy and Vinegar sauce which came next wasn’t actually on our tasting menu so we were surprised by its arrival. If you like anchovy then you would love this dish (I didn’t) – very intense flavour.

Pickled onion, tendon and tuna essence followed. Whoever would have thought of pearing tuna essence and pickled onion? The essence was quite mild to be honest but I adored the onion. I could see that there was a trend developing in our dishes – that of showcasing the regional food with one primary ingredient instead of having all these things going on at once.

Taking a leaf out of Noma’s book (not really sure who started the concept) we got a bit interactive when a mortar and pestle was delivered to our table. We had the opportunity to break up a bunch of spices and seeds before the waiter threw in fresh herbs and poured in a fish broth.

The texture of the next dish of Silky bread stew, infused with pink geranium leaves covered with crabmeat was interesting. The crabmeat and the broth was divine, not sure I was loving the sogginess of the bread so much. I guess you could liken it to having dumplings in the soup.

A simple Hazelnut and beans stew was up next. I liked the sugar shards that topped the nuts.

A surprised break before our next dish – a visit to the kitchen! Score. Supposedly there are 35 chefs who work in the kitchen for one night’s sitting. The kitchen was very calm, as I’ve found with many fine dining restaurants. There is a separate kitchen for prepping new dishes, a separate area for cold stuff downstairs with a video so that when the chef needs an ingredient he gets it immediately after it is shelled. There are three chefs who manage the garden and herbs. It was cool to see all the induction lamps and also seeing the chefs using tweezers for presentation.

Pork noodles with “arraitxiki” extract and toasted rice was the dish that arrived at the table after our visit to the kitchen. This was another dish where I didn’t really like the texture of the ingredients. A bit too slimy for me (thank goodness at least for the crispiness of the toasted rice) and I felt it was a little over-seasoned.

Filet of hake and milky reduction of stewed cabbage sprouts. Luscious citrus spread. The hake was lovely and fresh but I was very surprised at how bland this dish was. Not sure what the thought behind the milky reduction was.

The Textures of coastal fish brought flavour back to the table. It was very simple but sometimes simple is all you need.

Quail Armagnac. What? Odd.

Mugaritz had not been following their menu very faithfully so we were afraid that the next dish of Iberian pork tails, crispy leaves and toasted sweet millet oil was going to be left out for the night! But they’d saved their best (savoury) dish for last! The tail was perfectly cooked, tender but with a very crispy skin. The only neg was that it was a little oily in the mouth and might turn off those who don’t like that feeling or too meaty a taste.

Cool vanilla brioche and barley cream was the first off the Sweet train. Refreshing and incredibly light – it felt like we were eating cold, vanilla flavoured air.

Sticking with the white theme, Lemon cream with daikon radish and unsweetened sugar was a delight. We Asians are used to mixing vegetables and sweetness so I wasn’t surprised that this dish worked very well.

Finally, my favourite dessert dish of the night: Broken “walnuts”, toasted and salted, cool milk cream and armagnac jelly. The three items of the edible walnut, the jelly inside it and the cream combined well to give the texture and balance that served to push the flavour of all three items to the fore.

From beginning to end Mugaritz was a perplexing experience for me. Some dishes were okay, some dishes were disappointingly bland or of weird texture, with one or two dishes which stood out (but in comparison to some other restaurants I’ve been to didn’t actually come out and grab me as too exciting.) Service-wise it too was a mixture of experiences – slow at first with water top-ups (which at least was free), plates were never actually placed in front of me but off to the side, bread wasn’t provided until about the fifth course (is this a Spanish thing?), coats weren’t ready upon leaving and there was no offer to call for a taxi ahead of time so we ended up waiting for nearly 20 minutes for one to arrive at the end of our meal. On the other hand we were brought into the kitchen and for the most part our waiters were friendly. Don’t forget the added touch of toothbrushes in the toilets.

I really wanted to love Mugaritz (especially at 165 euro (before service!) but I hate to say that at the most all I can say is that it was alright.

PS I do have to point out that other tables who appeared to be having a different sort of tasting menu seemed to have food which was both more substantial and delicious tasting. Perhaps you get different dishes upon subsequent dishes?

Tenerife, Spain

The big question on everyone’s lips in recent months was what would they be doing for the two bank holidays. Given the fact that the Royal Wedding gives us an extra bank holiday you could effectively take only three days off from work but still benefit from a 10 day break. I hadn’t really thought about my plans much – instead when I was in Oz two separate trips on the two bank holiday weekend was planned for me. I just had to give my credit card details. Heh heh. As a result I ended up working a day in between the two bank holidays but I think this actually worked out quite well as it gave me a chance to recharge.

As it turned out both weekend were trips away to Spain, the first was to Tenerife with Laney and Jonny and the second to San Sebastian with Su Yin. I’ve heard that Tenerife is the party island, or it would be if you stayed where all the tourists/hen parties/stag dos stay – in Playa de las Americas. But it turns out we were there to explore the natural wonders of the island instead.

Weather Warm and sunny at first degenerating to showers by the time we left
Tips Get a car. Get an updated Tom Tom or invest in a decent map. Unless you’re happy to stay in one spot you will need the car to get around and the Tom Tom to work out where to go.
Allow plenty of time to get around the island. Roads are extremely windy (to get around all those peaks and troughs) and what looks like a ten-minute journey by the way the bird flies is in reality much longer due to the winding roads and low driving speeds.
Many restaurants in quieter places are often closed come about 9.30 or 10.00 so best bet for food is to head, unfortunately, into party central at places like Playa de las Americas.

The Experience

I hadn’t really thought about it but Tenerife is MILES away from London. I guess if I’d bothered to look at a map beforehand I would have realised that it was further even than Morocco! At any rate, we started with an early morning flight on a Friday morning and it wasn’t until late afternoon that we finally settled in at our hotel at Puerto de Santiago on the West Coast of the island. It was almost an hour drive from the airport and at first the novelty of the twisty roads caught our interest but after a while we just wanted to get to the hotel, get into our cossies, get some food and then get on to the beach!

The day we arrived weather wise was probably the nicest and warmest of the three that we were in Tenerife. After lunch on a particular sunny terrace overlooking the beach we headed down to wait out the sunset (by then it was nearly 5pm! The beach had a lovely black fine sand which sparkled beautifully in the sun light. Took in the heat like you wouldn’t believe though and it got everywhere … especially if you throw it on someone! LOL.

I wonder if many people take the sand away from the beach because there was this sign on the beach.

It really was pretty stuff.

On our second day in Tenerife we had planned to climb Mount Teide, a volcano and the third highest volcano in the world from its base. It is still active but last erupted in the early 1900s … so we felt pretty safe with the plan to walk up it. The day dawned beautiful and bright but it was wicked as all get up. You could feel that a storm or something crazy was just around the corner. It was weird because one moment it would be like this:

And the next it would be like this!

The drive to Mount Teida and around the National Park was dotted with some lovely scenery. There is something about the volcanic ashes that gives something different to the local fauna.

When we got to the information point we were disappointed to find that they had closed the final climb up to the peak of Mount Teide due to the conditions. To get to the top you actually have to apply for a pass. I guess to ensure that they know who has gone up and to be able to account for numbers for safety reasons. At any rate the highest point that could be reached the day we climbed it was the rest point at 3,260 m on the No.7 trail and just under 7km in distance. 500m short of the 3,718m peak but to me still quite an achievement.

To say that we were hardly prepared for the walk would have been an understatement, and me probably the least prepared. All we had were our trainers and not nearly enough water for the entire walk. Seeing the looks on the faces of the “real” hikers in all their hiking gear, with their sticks, etc. was vastly entertaining. But hey, we made it in the end, even if it took me over three and a half hours to climb (the walk down was ridiculously shorter taking only two and a half hours!) The map at the start said the entire climb (to the peak of 3,718m one presumes) should take five and a half hours, rating diffulty, HIGH!

Jonny was heaps faster, at least 45 minutes if not more, and Laney was not much further behind him. Laney was really good though – she was trying to stick with me but in the end I sent her off because I felt bad for holding her back. I have to be honest, there was a stage on the walk right at the end when I thought, stuff this, I can’t make it I’m just going to sit back on these rocks and sunbake until the other two get back down! But the hikers who were coming back down from the peak were very encouraging and I did make it in the end. It was definitely one of the hardest walks I’ve ever had to do, especially as it was so windy at times that I thought we would actually get blown off the mountain! And it got soooooo cold despite the sun. At the peak it was actually something like 5 degrees!!

It is a stunning walk with a landscape that reminded me a lot of Arizona … but it was a huge relief when we finally made it back to the car. Exhausted (and starving!) much!

That evening we returned to our hotel to find the little village (cause the night before we’d concluded it was a sleepy little family village) were getting set to have a big party! There was this huge music marathon with live bands in this square near the water. Clearly a huge community thing. Disturbingly there were young girls, and by young I mean no older than thirteen surely, in extremely short and skimpy dresses and high heels. It was loads of fun.

Because one walk wasn’t enough for us the next day we decided to take another walk … but this time on a peak which wasn’t so challenging. I was even less prepared than the day before though. Once again I was tricked by the fact that the day started warm, but by the time we got to the walk it had cooled down a bit so I had to resort to using my towel to keep me warm. Actually, I had brought a sweater but had left it at the hotel at breakfast.

This walk felt like we were walking on the moon!

When we were done the weather had really taken a turn for the worst. Very disappointing as we had been looking forward to spending some time with Mr Sun baking us brown!

With very little sun in sight we decided to drive around the island. It got well hairy at times when the twisting winding narrow roads became one lane and it was pot luck that a car wasn’t going to come screaming around the corner. Then we got a flat tire!!! … but Jonny and Laney proved they were handy at replacing it. Shame that our insurance covered pretty much everything … except blowing a tire! Would have been better to drive the car off a steep hill and into the ocean!

Lunch was at Garachico …

… before we finished with a further drive along the coast to watch our final sunset for our visit.

Come Dine With James

It was James’ turn on the cutting block tonight to host a Come Dine With Me event. He’d gone to an awful lot of trouble for us … even rehearsing his dishes and pre-trialing the cheesecake he was making for our dessert. What a sweetie! James had thought of everything for our meal tonight from the breads to start with, to lighting candles for mood lighting, and to ensuring there was adequate slosh.

For starters we had crab cakes, prepped from scratch.

For mains we had paella. Huge portions of paella. It was very good.

We could hardly do justice to our dessert but since James had gone to so much trouble we had to make sure to at least make an effort. James was so funny about this dessert. He’d made a white chocolate and raspberry cheesecake over the weekend and for tonight’s meal he’d tried to make another one. But the second one didn’t set properly so he actually threw it out just before we got to his place! The first cheesecake he made was so large that he’d actually been eating it for the last few days in a row, and had given the cake to his mate Jason to bring to work – but when his second cheesecake didn’t turn out he’d gotten Jason to bring what was left back for our dinner tonight. Bless.

Another lovely evening with friends.

London Marathon 2011

James and I went down to support Jules and D run the London Marathon this year. I swear each year we have to get up earlier and earlier just to get a good spot at the marathon to see our runners.

The fact that Jules and D had quite disparate running times meant we were out by the side of the road for a long stretch. Just as well the sun was out … so I could work on my tan at the same time. Heh heh.

Well done boys.

The Modern Pantry at Meza

For some reason Meza is doing a series of “guest” residencies and this month’s feature is Anna Hansen’s The Meza Pantry. I’ve been meaning to head over to The Meza Pantry for quite some time now so was very excited to hear about the guest spot – but before booking I made sure that her signature Sugar-cured New Caledonian prawn omelette was on the menu!

Before getting on to the exciting stuff that is the food I first want to comment on the service. Too many times a restaurant experience has been let down the by all that surrounds the food and sadly I felt a little let down tonight. For a start when we first got to Meza at about 7 we were one of the first ones in the restaurant so it was strange that we were asked in a matter which suggested that if you didn’t have a reservation you wouldn’t have a chance of dining tonight. And it didn’t really get full until we left at about 9.30, and even then there were still a few empty tables. Then, the waiters didn’t really seem to know much about The Meza Pantry being at Meza and we weren’t even given the tasting menu at first, water was not constantly topped up and they failed to realise that truffles would come with the tasting menu (even though it was stated plainly on the menu.) On the plus we were seated at a four-person table rather than trying to cram us on to a two person table, and despite being entreated by our booking that we must return the table by 9.15 we weren’t rushed out of there when the time came.

But enough of that. On to the exciting stuff. I was too excited to focus on any one thing on the a la carte menu so convinced Pat we should try the seven-course tasting menu for £50.

Our first course of Beetroot, currant, okra & feta fritters with tamarind orange cream seemed, to be honest, a little on the over-cooked side from the looks of the dish but upon first bite I found that it was cooked just right. The orange part of the cream, however, did lose a bit against the tamarind which gave it more of a yoghurt type of flavour than citrus.

Organic salmon sashimi, truffled umeboshi dressing, yuzu tobiko and celery cress was so lovely and fresh and a great balance to the first rather rich and heavy dish.

Our third course of the night was the dish that I had been looking forward to … forever. Sugar-cured New Caledonian prawn omelette, spring onion, coriander, and smoked chilli sambal. Hello, my mouth had suddenly come alive. The sambal was a perfect foil for the sweet of the omelette. Creamy and moist. Loved it! Worth the wait … just a shame there wasn’t more!

I thought the next dish of Chilli garlic snails, chestnut & nutmeg puree and red veined sorrel cress would have a bite to it but the chilli was not at all present though the garlic flavour was strong. The chestnut and nutmeg puree was incredibly interesting and an odd pairing with the chilli garlic, though I think it actually worked.

Roast cod, chorizo & clams, squid ink mash, sea aster had the makings of a great combination. The chorizo was great (and this time the chorizo had a bit of bite) but the cod itself was not at all seasoned. Deliberate or intentional I’m not sure.

One of the reasons that I was wanted to try the tasting menu was that it featured a pork belly dish. Anna Hansen is also known for producing a good bit of pork bell so the slow roast Duke of Berkshire pork belly, sweet potato & fenugreek mash, Cox apple and sour cherry chutney sounded absolutely divine. Just a little disappointing! The pork belly wasn’t tender and the crackling hadn’t been given the amount of time it deserved so it was burnt rather than slowly crisped. 🙁

Finally, another feature of The Meza Pantry menu is the famed Hokey Pokey ice cream which comes from Australia and New Zealand combined with Caravan espresso to make an affogato. Hokey Pokey is basically vanilla ice cream with bits of small toffee. We didn’t get Hokey Pokey but we did get a toffee-flavoured ice cream which in the end worked quite well with the espresso.

Rounding out the meal were The Meza Pantry truffles which they nearly forgot to give us. There were three different sorts with the salted caramel definitely being the best. The other two flavours were some sort of chilli chocolate and a currant one. It must have been a little too hot in the restaurant as truffles were melting all over our fingers!

A good balanced meal. Am so excited that I’ve finally managed to dine at The Meza Pantry!

Ristorante Semplice

Ristorante Semplice is a one-michelin starred rated Italian here in London that I hadn’t really heard about until the offer came upon on groupon. £35 for the seven course tasting menu (normally £85) was too good a bargain for Jenny and I to ignore. I was surprised at how easy it was too book a meal – normally with these offers it’s a near impossibility!

Upon first sitting down we were given these very thinly sliced baked vegetables (so thin and fine that it was almost like eating air), parmesan puffs and thin crisp bread. A couple of the pieces were threaded with olive or tomato juice. All very cute but I particularly enjoyed the parmesan puffs which were at one strangely sweet and salty.

Then the bread came! Options of foccacia (rosemary and thyme), tomato bread, and brown bread and another which I can’t remember. Interestingly bread offered right up until it was dessert time. Conscious of not getting over full on breads I tried to resist the bread but it was so delicious … lucky we didn’t have to wait too long for …

Carne di manza Fassone all’ Albese – Fassone carpaccio ‘Alba Style’. When this was brought to the table it was also served with salad “mash”. I know. The carpaccio itself was not very strongly flavoured for me. Jenny detected the hint of lemon or citrus which she enjoyed – but I felt it was bland.

The next dish had more flavour. Coda di rospo alla Milanese con panzanella di lattuga cappuccino e uova di quaglia or Baby monkfish “Milanese” served with gem lettuce “panzanella” style and soft quail eggs. Individually quite delicious though I didn’t understand the necessity of having the monkfish breaded and fried, and the panzanella was slightly too vinegary. Oh and it might have been nice to have both halves of the quail egg …

The Passata di carote, tortelli di ricotta di bufala e arancia – Carrot soup, buffalo ricotta cheese and orange tortelli we received next was one of my favourite dishes of the night. Great taste in the carrot soup and the tortelli had an interesting hit of cheese chased by the orange. Very different!

I love love love ragout so the next dish of Sedanini all’uovo con ragu’ di capriolo e salsa al cavolo nero – homemade egg sedanini pasta with venison ragout and black cabbage sauce was right up my alley. Gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous flavouring – all three items worked very well in balance. The black cabbage sauce was strangely verdant!

From quite a high to something a little less dramatic and exciting. San Pietro con passata di ceci di Spello e spinaci saltati – John Dory served with “Spello” chickpea sauce and sautéed spinach. Chickpea would not have been my choice to go with this but overall a well cooked dish.

Desserts started with Frittella di mela golden, crema inglese alla canella e gelatina di mela. Apple fritters (there was only one!) with cinnamon custard cream (delicious) and apply jelly (very fresh and strongly flavoured). Disappointing that the fritter tasted very strongly of oil so not sure it was fresh.

Of course the finale had to be something with chocolate. Fondente di cioccolato Domori, pannacotta alla grapapa, pan di spezie e sorbetto al cioccolato. “Domori” chocolate fondant served with grappa pannacotta, crispy spice bread and chocolate sorbet. Perfectly melty fondant and surprisingly light. I particularly liked the croutons which were nice and caramelly.

Some cute, if not exciting, petit fours.

We had an enjoyable time at Ristorante Semplice. The name might be simple but the food tonight certainly wasn’t. Complex and intense flavourings for the most part in the food gave us a different spin on traditional Italian dishes. The service was efficient (pleasingly water was topped up without noticing – except towards the end) and friendly with lots of preggos, you’re welcome, pleases, etc. however I felt they didn’t properly explain the food to us. Food was delivered with a nice “Here is your monkfish and quail eggs” when actually it was more than just that and I felt it would have been better if they had gone into more depth about the food. Great value for money on the groupon deal, probably a touch on the expensive otherwise.

Sucker Punch

Sucker Punch tells the story of Babydoll, who is institutionalised by her abusive stepfather after she witnesses him abusing her little sister and accidentally kills her. She enters the institution where she is to be lobotomised as arranged by her stepfather so she can’t inform the police of the true story. Babydoll enters a fantasy world where the institution is a brothel and meets up with a bunch of other girls trapped inside. It was hard to really know the difference between reality, and fantasies within fantasies but the main gist is that when Babydoll dances in the brothel she imagines a world where her and the girls are fighting off their enemies.

It felt like a comic book, video game, music video all rolled into one. I liked the fact that the main theme throughout the movie was one of (female) self-empowerment and of course it was fantastic that the kick-ass leads were all females. Yes it had its cheesy moments such as when this geezer (the Wiseman who was kind of the girls’ spiritual guide in the fantasies) would spout saying such as:

– If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.
– Don’t ever write a check with your mouth you can’t cash with your ass.
– For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.

Visually it was stunning with awesome sets and awesome costumes. Great soundtrack to the movie too. It’s a shame the plot got in the way sometimes … but if you can put aside the plot you can sit back and enjoy the eye-candy this movie delivers.