You may have seen me at the Fantastic 4 premiere last night … being crushed at the barriers by horny men lusting after Jessica Alba – but more on that later.

Well, I had plenty of time to waste before it all started as we were all waiting for the premiere to begin (by the way the weather conspired to throw everything at us including the hot hot sun and then the cold cold rain). There was some drama around me (not my fault I promise!) First of all there were some very ballsy Spanish looking girls who pushed their way in front of this little boy. The father (go Dad) told him not to let them push him around. This offended the girls apparently and they started mouthing off including something about tehem not being able to speak English – joke was on them though as he spoke some Spanish. Then there was a hot Polish girl who I could see two sleazy men sizing up and then one was so blatant as to grab her. Ick. But anyway, all very entertaining before the final event.

The premiere started off okay with people generally behaving themselves. I survived Ioan Gruffud’s (Mr Fantastic) walk down the path but then along comes Hurrican Alba. Good lord. Talk about driving men mad. Suddenly there was a wave of men pushing to get near her. Note to self – get a good position but get body guards whenever there is a hottie in the film! After that things seemed to settle down .. but after checking out Chris Evans I decided the rain had won and I left. It was fun while it lasted.

The flames	First appearance of “Mr Fantastic” Ioan Gruffud	Up close and personal
The lady all the lads were waiting for – Jessica Alba	Jessica with the reporters	More of Jessica …
… and more …	… and one more.	The very cute Chris Evans
… again …	.. and one last look.	Kelly Osbourne